Berlock Bones
@berlockbones.bsky.social
A picture is worth a thousand words but only if those words are a literal description of all the minute details of the picture
Hugh Grant spotted eating spotted dick at Wimbledon
July 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Hugh Grant spotted eating spotted dick at Wimbledon
Pad Thai is Mexican spaghetti. Think about it.
July 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Pad Thai is Mexican spaghetti. Think about it.
How an earlier conversation might have gone:
“Hey Biff! Here, take this baby.”
“Where?”
“Where? Outside through town wherever just make sure to hold it way out in front of you”
“Hey Biff! Here, take this baby.”
“Where?”
“Where? Outside through town wherever just make sure to hold it way out in front of you”
July 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
How an earlier conversation might have gone:
“Hey Biff! Here, take this baby.”
“Where?”
“Where? Outside through town wherever just make sure to hold it way out in front of you”
“Hey Biff! Here, take this baby.”
“Where?”
“Where? Outside through town wherever just make sure to hold it way out in front of you”
*squats down to get face to face with the dog* “Ok, you need to go back to your house, make sure you take the first left and go around the park because there’s construction on Packard Street, got it? *gets licked on the nose*
July 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*squats down to get face to face with the dog* “Ok, you need to go back to your house, make sure you take the first left and go around the park because there’s construction on Packard Street, got it? *gets licked on the nose*
There’s no reason to believe that making a whole bunch of bad decisions in a row will have a negative effect on anything.
July 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There’s no reason to believe that making a whole bunch of bad decisions in a row will have a negative effect on anything.
The Meat Brothers find convenient branding
July 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Meat Brothers find convenient branding
I’m terrified every time I’m not eating a 6-foot sub
July 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m terrified every time I’m not eating a 6-foot sub
Facade? So that’s why the toilets didn’t work
July 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Facade? So that’s why the toilets didn’t work
Too late they just got signed to a multi album deal at EMI records
July 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Too late they just got signed to a multi album deal at EMI records
Magical realism has a similar fantastic as mundane definition that could umbrella over this
July 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Magical realism has a similar fantastic as mundane definition that could umbrella over this
In the original version of this scene she slashes at the child with a fossilized velociraptor claw
July 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
In the original version of this scene she slashes at the child with a fossilized velociraptor claw
“So roomie, wanna make some popcorn and watch season 2 of the office?”
July 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“So roomie, wanna make some popcorn and watch season 2 of the office?”
Makes we wonder what she’s preparing for
a woman squatting on a barbell that says us army
ALT: a woman squatting on a barbell that says us army
media.tenor.com
June 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Makes we wonder what she’s preparing for
It was one of many post-it notes that Noah Webster had in his office
June 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It was one of many post-it notes that Noah Webster had in his office
if that were to happen, my chilis will no longer be rad
June 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if that were to happen, my chilis will no longer be rad
Voltron vs mecha human centipede!
June 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Voltron vs mecha human centipede!
I hope one of the subjects is 90s movie trivia
June 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I hope one of the subjects is 90s movie trivia
CAUTION: If you see one, RUN. They will kill and eat you.
June 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
CAUTION: If you see one, RUN. They will kill and eat you.
I think it could affect his performance at work
June 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think it could affect his performance at work
Hey kid it was just a card trick. I’m a magician at your birthday party…your parents hired me
June 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hey kid it was just a card trick. I’m a magician at your birthday party…your parents hired me