Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot
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It's understandable. But, I... I have to tell you I... I really value your friendship, OK? So I... I... felt I had to pretend to reciprocate those feelings...
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's understandable. But, I... I have to tell you I... I really value your friendship, OK? So I... I... felt I had to pretend to reciprocate those feelings...
Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to do it for her. She's but a powerless doe without my help... Though being alone might be better than being with you!
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to do it for her. She's but a powerless doe without my help... Though being alone might be better than being with you!
Hahah! Yes! Exactly! Alone. That's how I study best! A genius, alone with his thoughts. Mm. Being alone. So good.
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hahah! Yes! Exactly! Alone. That's how I study best! A genius, alone with his thoughts. Mm. Being alone. So good.
What? Hospital window? What are you talking about?
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What? Hospital window? What are you talking about?
BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!!
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!!
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy?
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy?
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
NOELLE: Uh-uh oh--
BERDLY: Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?
NOELLE: Um, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...?
BERDLY: A... truce!? With... Kris? Hahaha!! That's impossible! That would be double trucies.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?
NOELLE: Um, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...?
BERDLY: A... truce!? With... Kris? Hahaha!! That's impossible! That would be double trucies.
NOELLE: Huh?
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
NOELLE: Uh-uh oh--
BERDLY: Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?
NOELLE: Um, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...?
BERDLY: A... truce!? With... Kris? Hahaha!! That's impossible! That would be double trucies.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?
NOELLE: Um, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...?
BERDLY: A... truce!? With... Kris? Hahaha!! That's impossible! That would be double trucies.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!!
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!!
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down!
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down!
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
Hmph. Well I'll be ahead. Don't be LATE!!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hmph. Well I'll be ahead. Don't be LATE!!!
Fine! WATCH me!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Fine! WATCH me!!
My splendorious Queen! There you are! Phew! I looked in every used game store for you!
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
My splendorious Queen! There you are! Phew! I looked in every used game store for you!
She was just saying we're FINE being alone!
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
She was just saying we're FINE being alone!
Holy Halbird! Grant me strength!
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Holy Halbird! Grant me strength!
... Susie... You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
... Susie... You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well.
QUEEN: I Did Not Know You Had... Nipples
BERDLY: Haha... I will SOON... in our IDEAL WORLD.
BERDLY: Haha... I will SOON... in our IDEAL WORLD.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
QUEEN: I Did Not Know You Had... Nipples
BERDLY: Haha... I will SOON... in our IDEAL WORLD.
BERDLY: Haha... I will SOON... in our IDEAL WORLD.
Kris!! Susie!! Behold!! The ULTIMATE Group Project!!
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Kris!! Susie!! Behold!! The ULTIMATE Group Project!!
BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me.
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me.
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave.
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: ... Leave?
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave.
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: ... Leave?
Whoever is prank calling my phone needs to STOP.
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Whoever is prank calling my phone needs to STOP.
SUSIE: ... huh. Well, uh... hope you, uh, feel better.
BERDLY: Susie? Were those... words... of kindness?
BERDLY: Susie? Were those... words... of kindness?
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
SUSIE: ... huh. Well, uh... hope you, uh, feel better.
BERDLY: Susie? Were those... words... of kindness?
BERDLY: Susie? Were those... words... of kindness?
"Eureka!" Is what I will say. Now go.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Eureka!" Is what I will say. Now go.
BERDLY: I know you only always helped me out because, well... You had a crush on me, so...
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
BERDLY: I know you only always helped me out because, well... You had a crush on me, so...
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
Noelle! There you are! Just in time! We can both go back to Queen and --
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Noelle?
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Noelle?
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Noelle! There you are! Just in time! We can both go back to Queen and --
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Noelle?
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Noelle?