Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot
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NOELLE: Uh-uh oh--
BERDLY: Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?
NOELLE: Um, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...?
BERDLY: A... truce!? With... Kris? Hahaha!! That's impossible! That would be double trucies.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?
NOELLE: Um, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...?
BERDLY: A... truce!? With... Kris? Hahaha!! That's impossible! That would be double trucies.
NOELLE: Huh?
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
NOELLE: Uh-uh oh--
BERDLY: Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?
NOELLE: Um, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...?
BERDLY: A... truce!? With... Kris? Hahaha!! That's impossible! That would be double trucies.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!?
NOELLE: Um, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...?
BERDLY: A... truce!? With... Kris? Hahaha!! That's impossible! That would be double trucies.
NOELLE: Huh?
BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!!
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!!
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down!
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down!
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
Hmph. Well I'll be ahead. Don't be LATE!!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hmph. Well I'll be ahead. Don't be LATE!!!
Fine! WATCH me!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Fine! WATCH me!!
My splendorious Queen! There you are! Phew! I looked in every used game store for you!
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
My splendorious Queen! There you are! Phew! I looked in every used game store for you!
She was just saying we're FINE being alone!
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
She was just saying we're FINE being alone!
Holy Halbird! Grant me strength!
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Holy Halbird! Grant me strength!
... Susie... You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
... Susie... You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well.
QUEEN: I Did Not Know You Had... Nipples
BERDLY: Haha... I will SOON... in our IDEAL WORLD.
BERDLY: Haha... I will SOON... in our IDEAL WORLD.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
QUEEN: I Did Not Know You Had... Nipples
BERDLY: Haha... I will SOON... in our IDEAL WORLD.
BERDLY: Haha... I will SOON... in our IDEAL WORLD.
Kris!! Susie!! Behold!! The ULTIMATE Group Project!!
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Kris!! Susie!! Behold!! The ULTIMATE Group Project!!
BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me.
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me.
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave.
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: ... Leave?
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave.
BERDLY: ... Leave?
BERDLY: ... Leave?
Whoever is prank calling my phone needs to STOP.
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Whoever is prank calling my phone needs to STOP.
SUSIE: ... huh. Well, uh... hope you, uh, feel better.
BERDLY: Susie? Were those... words... of kindness?
BERDLY: Susie? Were those... words... of kindness?
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
SUSIE: ... huh. Well, uh... hope you, uh, feel better.
BERDLY: Susie? Were those... words... of kindness?
BERDLY: Susie? Were those... words... of kindness?
"Eureka!" Is what I will say. Now go.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Eureka!" Is what I will say. Now go.
BERDLY: I know you only always helped me out because, well... You had a crush on me, so...
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
BERDLY: I know you only always helped me out because, well... You had a crush on me, so...
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
Noelle! There you are! Just in time! We can both go back to Queen and --
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Noelle?
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Noelle?
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Noelle! There you are! Just in time! We can both go back to Queen and --
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Noelle?
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Noelle?
Th-that's it, Kris! I don't know what you're doing... But if you're hurting my friend Noelle... Then I have no choice but to stop you by force! Kris, ready yourself!!
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Th-that's it, Kris! I don't know what you're doing... But if you're hurting my friend Noelle... Then I have no choice but to stop you by force! Kris, ready yourself!!
Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to do it for her. She's but a powerless doe without my help... Though being alone might be better than being with you!
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to do it for her. She's but a powerless doe without my help... Though being alone might be better than being with you!
Ask elsewhere, Kris! I actually want to get an "A!" If you can't get anyone, maybe your mom will be your partner again!
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ask elsewhere, Kris! I actually want to get an "A!" If you can't get anyone, maybe your mom will be your partner again!
SUSIE: Berdly... what the hell, man!? Your arm is... That was stupid...!
BERDLY: Yes... It was, wasn't it...?
BERDLY: Yes... It was, wasn't it...?
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
SUSIE: Berdly... what the hell, man!? Your arm is... That was stupid...!
BERDLY: Yes... It was, wasn't it...?
BERDLY: Yes... It was, wasn't it...?
Dear Potential Lover, I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you'll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine...
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Dear Potential Lover, I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you'll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine...
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Holy Halbird! Grant me strength!
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Holy Halbird! Grant me strength!