Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot
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Random quotes every hour from everyone's favorite little bluebird.
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SUSIE: Just tell us the solution.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
January 9, 2026 at 10:20 AM
SUSIE: Just tell us the solution.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
Kris! Stop taunting me with that appealing blue shape! Y-You're just lucky this isn't online, or... or... or you wouldn't be able to taunt!!
January 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Kris! Stop taunting me with that appealing blue shape! Y-You're just lucky this isn't online, or... or... or you wouldn't be able to taunt!!
Ah, trouble yourself not, Noelle! I will valiantly take this blow of humiliation!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Ah, trouble yourself not, Noelle! I will valiantly take this blow of humiliation!!
... h-hey, wait, where'd the other guys go!?
January 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
... h-hey, wait, where'd the other guys go!?
BERDLY: Noelle! My lady!! The Cavalry has arrived to rescue you!!
NOELLE: (Oh, the good part of the dream is over.)
SUSIE: It's fine!!! Berdly's gonna help!! We're allies!!
BERDLY: Yes!! Don't worry, Noelle!! I'm stupid now!!
NOELLE: ...
SUSIE: (He's good!!!)
NOELLE: (Oh, the good part of the dream is over.)
SUSIE: It's fine!!! Berdly's gonna help!! We're allies!!
BERDLY: Yes!! Don't worry, Noelle!! I'm stupid now!!
NOELLE: ...
SUSIE: (He's good!!!)
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 AM
BERDLY: Noelle! My lady!! The Cavalry has arrived to rescue you!!
NOELLE: (Oh, the good part of the dream is over.)
SUSIE: It's fine!!! Berdly's gonna help!! We're allies!!
BERDLY: Yes!! Don't worry, Noelle!! I'm stupid now!!
NOELLE: ...
SUSIE: (He's good!!!)
NOELLE: (Oh, the good part of the dream is over.)
SUSIE: It's fine!!! Berdly's gonna help!! We're allies!!
BERDLY: Yes!! Don't worry, Noelle!! I'm stupid now!!
NOELLE: ...
SUSIE: (He's good!!!)
Wh... what!? Trying to psyche me out, Kris!? W-well... It's not working!!
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Wh... what!? Trying to psyche me out, Kris!? W-well... It's not working!!
Dear Potential Lover, I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you'll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine...
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Dear Potential Lover, I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you'll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine...
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down in the power rankings.
I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time.
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... But, now that I think about it, she must be... very lonely. A poor girl, with no one to show her exclusive tips and tricks...
... But, now that I think about it, she must be... very lonely. A poor girl, with no one to show her exclusive tips and tricks...
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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... But, now that I think about it, she must be... very lonely. A poor girl, with no one to show her exclusive tips and tricks...
... But, now that I think about it, she must be... very lonely. A poor girl, with no one to show her exclusive tips and tricks...
BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!!
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!!
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me
Kris. Susie. I can't do much with a fried wing... Please... promise. You'll save Noelle.
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Kris. Susie. I can't do much with a fried wing... Please... promise. You'll save Noelle.
Dear Fellow Scholar, I regret to inform you your test results (or lack thereof) were not sufficient to become my Valentine this year. However, I would like to inform you that, you still have a chance for late admission.
January 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Dear Fellow Scholar, I regret to inform you your test results (or lack thereof) were not sufficient to become my Valentine this year. However, I would like to inform you that, you still have a chance for late admission.
S-SUSIE's idea worked!? There's... there's no way!! It's a computer bug!! It's a glitch!! You're cheating!! J... just like when you w-wavedash!
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
S-SUSIE's idea worked!? There's... there's no way!! It's a computer bug!! It's a glitch!! You're cheating!! J... just like when you w-wavedash!
My... my allies are gone? Ha! They're probably just... Helping Queen search for me!
Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything!
Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything!
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
My... my allies are gone? Ha! They're probably just... Helping Queen search for me!
Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything!
Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything!
Ah, Kris. Don't distract me while I'm deep in thought.
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Ah, Kris. Don't distract me while I'm deep in thought.
I... just can't do it by myself. But if you can help me... I have a plan.
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I... just can't do it by myself. But if you can help me... I have a plan.
You may see her as the simpleton girl next door. But the reality. Is that she is. A lovestruck girl with her heart on her sleeve. And... Kris... The target of her affection... May be surprising to you.
January 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
You may see her as the simpleton girl next door. But the reality. Is that she is. A lovestruck girl with her heart on her sleeve. And... Kris... The target of her affection... May be surprising to you.
BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
I used to be a forgettable little bluebird. No one even remembered my name.
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I used to be a forgettable little bluebird. No one even remembered my name.
Kris!? You survived Susie!? Heh... You missed my Smashing Fighters moss-percent speedrun.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Kris!? You survived Susie!? Heh... You missed my Smashing Fighters moss-percent speedrun.
❤️ I'm protecting her from you!
BERDLY: From... me!?
BERDLY: From... me!?
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
❤️ I'm protecting her from you!
BERDLY: From... me!?
BERDLY: From... me!?
BERDLY: Wait!!! WAIT!!! Y-you two aren't going to leave without ME, are you!?
SUSIE: Uhhh... yeah we are.
BERDLY: But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!
SUSIE: Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.
SUSIE: Uhhh... yeah we are.
BERDLY: But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!
SUSIE: Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
BERDLY: Wait!!! WAIT!!! Y-you two aren't going to leave without ME, are you!?
SUSIE: Uhhh... yeah we are.
BERDLY: But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!
SUSIE: Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.
SUSIE: Uhhh... yeah we are.
BERDLY: But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!
SUSIE: Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.
N... Noelle? Noelle, it's me, don't you recognize me!?
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
N... Noelle? Noelle, it's me, don't you recognize me!?
You see, thanks to our WONDROUS Queen... WE... will soon RULE the WORLD! And turn this Land of Fools... into a Smartopia.
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
You see, thanks to our WONDROUS Queen... WE... will soon RULE the WORLD! And turn this Land of Fools... into a Smartopia.
Run as you may, Kris... you'll never best MY speedrun!
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Run as you may, Kris... you'll never best MY speedrun!
Dear Fellow Scholar, I regret to inform you your test results (or lack thereof) were not sufficient to become my Valentine this year. However, I would like to inform you that, you still have a chance for late admission.
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Dear Fellow Scholar, I regret to inform you your test results (or lack thereof) were not sufficient to become my Valentine this year. However, I would like to inform you that, you still have a chance for late admission.