Melvin, the Bean King
@beratna.bsky.social
Millennial Trash | 3 for 3 | AuDHD chef who watches anime | #BlackLivesMatter | Free Palestine
Idk why we thought Costco before the Super Bowl wouldn’t be as bad as Costco before Christmas or Thanksgiving.
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Idk why we thought Costco before the Super Bowl wouldn’t be as bad as Costco before Christmas or Thanksgiving.
Amidst everything that is shitty and will be, I’ve finally delved deeper further into my nerdiness. Starting the year with reading The Hobbit after watching the LOTR trilogy.
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Amidst everything that is shitty and will be, I’ve finally delved deeper further into my nerdiness. Starting the year with reading The Hobbit after watching the LOTR trilogy.
Hey @libbyapp.com, please refrain from adding AI narrated audiobooks, if possible. We’d like the option to filter them out. #noaibooks #booksky 🎧📚
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hey @libbyapp.com, please refrain from adding AI narrated audiobooks, if possible. We’d like the option to filter them out. #noaibooks #booksky 🎧📚
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Hey @libbyapp.com can y’all not add AI narrated audiobooks, if possible. At least give us the option to filter them out. #noaibooks #booksky 🎧📚
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hey @libbyapp.com can y’all not add AI narrated audiobooks, if possible. At least give us the option to filter them out. #noaibooks #booksky 🎧📚
Worked myself into relevance. Pls halp.
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Worked myself into relevance. Pls halp.
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October 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Today, I get to celebrate two lives I’m experiencing at the same time. They’re both the loves of my life.
October 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Today, I get to celebrate two lives I’m experiencing at the same time. They’re both the loves of my life.
Learned about Hawaiian haystack against my will. The fucking caucasity.
August 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Learned about Hawaiian haystack against my will. The fucking caucasity.
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Married LGBTQ people: CALL A LAWYER.
Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood
Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood
BREAKING: Supreme Court has been formally asked to overturn same-sex marriage ruling, per ABC.
August 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Married LGBTQ people: CALL A LAWYER.
Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood
Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood
I saw Linkin Park for the first time nearly 25 years ago. It was disappointing. Saw them again tonight and was completely blown away. What an amazing time.
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I saw Linkin Park for the first time nearly 25 years ago. It was disappointing. Saw them again tonight and was completely blown away. What an amazing time.
Ate a Popeyes biscuit with no drink
August 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ate a Popeyes biscuit with no drink
Solved not one, but TWO Rubik’s cubes in 2025. Cube on the right in 8 days, the left in 5 hours.
July 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Solved not one, but TWO Rubik’s cubes in 2025. Cube on the right in 8 days, the left in 5 hours.
Didn’t think I’d be solving a Rubik’s cube this year but here I am. Just a few more steps.
July 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Didn’t think I’d be solving a Rubik’s cube this year but here I am. Just a few more steps.
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Our liberation is bound together 🙏🏽
Power to the National Puerto Rican Museum 🇵🇷 & Chicago for standing up with our immigrant communities
Our citizenship does not protect us. US statehood 🇺🇸does not protect us.
We do 💪🏽
Power to the National Puerto Rican Museum 🇵🇷 & Chicago for standing up with our immigrant communities
Our citizenship does not protect us. US statehood 🇺🇸does not protect us.
We do 💪🏽
Happening now: Elected officials and organizers in Chicago denounce an apparent show of force/reconnaissance mission by ICE/DHS yesterday at the National Museum of Puerto Rican Arts & Culture.
Ald. Jesse Fuentes:
Ald. Jesse Fuentes:
July 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Our liberation is bound together 🙏🏽
Power to the National Puerto Rican Museum 🇵🇷 & Chicago for standing up with our immigrant communities
Our citizenship does not protect us. US statehood 🇺🇸does not protect us.
We do 💪🏽
Power to the National Puerto Rican Museum 🇵🇷 & Chicago for standing up with our immigrant communities
Our citizenship does not protect us. US statehood 🇺🇸does not protect us.
We do 💪🏽
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Happening now: Elected officials and organizers in Chicago denounce an apparent show of force/reconnaissance mission by ICE/DHS yesterday at the National Museum of Puerto Rican Arts & Culture.
Ald. Jesse Fuentes:
Ald. Jesse Fuentes:
July 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Happening now: Elected officials and organizers in Chicago denounce an apparent show of force/reconnaissance mission by ICE/DHS yesterday at the National Museum of Puerto Rican Arts & Culture.
Ald. Jesse Fuentes:
Ald. Jesse Fuentes:
Went to the hell site to be reminded (most expeditiously) that the internet was the worst fucking invention given to the willfully ignorant irritants. Shoving anti-fungal cream down their throats should be legal.
July 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Went to the hell site to be reminded (most expeditiously) that the internet was the worst fucking invention given to the willfully ignorant irritants. Shoving anti-fungal cream down their throats should be legal.
About to crank out a pitcher of strawberry margaritas. Bottoms up.
June 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
About to crank out a pitcher of strawberry margaritas. Bottoms up.
Enjoyed by all consensually involved.
June 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Enjoyed by all consensually involved.
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North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.
June 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.
Management after I miss a deadline on some bullshit compliance training: I hope this message finds you well…
Me: No tf you don’t. Matter of fact, *hit reply* IDGAF how this message finds YOU 🫵🏽 be ready to run them hands
Me: No tf you don’t. Matter of fact, *hit reply* IDGAF how this message finds YOU 🫵🏽 be ready to run them hands
June 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Management after I miss a deadline on some bullshit compliance training: I hope this message finds you well…
Me: No tf you don’t. Matter of fact, *hit reply* IDGAF how this message finds YOU 🫵🏽 be ready to run them hands
Me: No tf you don’t. Matter of fact, *hit reply* IDGAF how this message finds YOU 🫵🏽 be ready to run them hands
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This the only cookout. Negroes only
May 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This the only cookout. Negroes only
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"Traitors shall not dictate or prescribe to us the terms or conditions of our citizenship, so help us God."
#tdih 1865, election day in Norfolk, African Americans tested their right to vote and when denied, cast their own "freedom ballots."
Read ⬇️ 🧵
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/bl...
#tdih 1865, election day in Norfolk, African Americans tested their right to vote and when denied, cast their own "freedom ballots."
Read ⬇️ 🧵
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/bl...
May 25, 1865: Black Virginians Cast Freedom Ballots
African Americans tested their right to vote and when denied, cast their own “freedom ballots,” on election day in Norfolk, Virginia.
www.zinnedproject.org
May 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"Traitors shall not dictate or prescribe to us the terms or conditions of our citizenship, so help us God."
#tdih 1865, election day in Norfolk, African Americans tested their right to vote and when denied, cast their own "freedom ballots."
Read ⬇️ 🧵
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/bl...
#tdih 1865, election day in Norfolk, African Americans tested their right to vote and when denied, cast their own "freedom ballots."
Read ⬇️ 🧵
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/bl...
I work for one of the most successful e-commerce businesses in the US. I enjoy my job but absolutely detest how it treats its employees.
May 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I work for one of the most successful e-commerce businesses in the US. I enjoy my job but absolutely detest how it treats its employees.