Beowulf Jones
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Beowulf Jones
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47yrs ago today LUKE SPENCER appeared for the first time on “General Hospital” in a scene w his sister Bobbie.

It’s a very big deal
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
was walking to work but when i passed the used bookstore, a voice said “there’s something you need in there”, an invisible hand lead me right to this book, and 60 seconds later I was outside again
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
if even ONE PERSON told me the “Only Murders In The Building” premiere had 28 seconds of Steve Martin handling a Tally-Ho deck on a closeup mat, it wouldn’t have taken me 50 days to watch it
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
16yr anniversary of the week I got to work one on one in NY w Monty Python’s Terry Jones.

Absolute highlight of my life, so when this popped up in Memories I had to post for posterity

(wish I could photoshop out that shirt I’m wearing, what the hell)
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
um… teeth are ALREADY three dimensional.

@Crest out here making us pay for a service we don’t damn well need!

We must stand together against the tyranny of Crest, and try Aquafresh - the toothpaste of the people!
September 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
his name was Trey Reed.

He’s the only who’s died since the 10th that deserves your tears
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“DANNY, COME PLAY WITH US”

(“play with” = “feed”)
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Kate goes hard in her author bio! I have yet to read the first chapter, and she’s already closed the book on books

“Ruth” by Kate Riley comes out today. Order it online or buy wherever books are sold
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
please respect my privacy during this difficult time
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
“Everyone’s got a plan til they punch me in the face”

- the next iconic boxing line Andrew Cuomo misquotes, probably
August 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
this is the theater where they tried to blow Happy up in “Iron Man 3”
July 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
just saw “Superman”.

Thank you @jamesgunn.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Jim Shooter’s era at Marvel made me fall in love w comic books as a kid, and, as a result, was one of the happiest times of my life.

Thanks forever everything, Jim.

(PS - I still think “The New Universe” was a rad idea that could have worked if given more time and handled w more care)
July 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Karate Kid Legends" is stupid, dumb, clumsy, cluttered, utterly predictable, over-edited, and downright embarrassing.

Ralph Macchio was a desperate last minute rewrite, and the fact he's a better martial arts strategist than Jackie Chan is insulting to anyone w taste in their mouth.

I loved it
June 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
“Ironheart” is excellent.

Exceeded my expectations
June 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I bet you $10 the pitch for “Megan” was “Chucky, but a Chucky Matt Gaetz would Venmo and fuck”
June 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
in Matt Gaetz’s defense, blood is not the children’s bodily fluid he’s used to having on his hands
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
how come Freddy’s skin burned but his hat and sweater were fine after the Elm Street parents set him on fire?
June 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i ❤️ LA
June 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
HAPPY PRIDE!!! 🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈
June 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
3 thumbnails worth of Beatles history. They’re called “bricks” but are closer to the size of splinters.

1. from The Cavern Club
2. from Strawberry Field
3. from George Harrison’s childhood home

#TheBeatles
May 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
LOS ANGELES: I am moving on Thursday and would love recommendations for movers you've used and liked
April 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i think it’s cool Spider-Man, Flash, and Daredevil let Bullseye hang out w them.

Sometimes a person isn’t bad, they just fall in w the wrong crowd, and need to see what real friendship looks like
April 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
who the hell has my Hulu password and watched Dredd??

I’m not mad, but you could have just asked me, we could have watched it together
April 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
definitely expected to enjoy the "Daredevil: Born Again" finale. Didn't expect to be moved by it
April 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM