John Mulaney deserves so much credit for not shooting his “Baby J” special in black and white
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
John Mulaney deserves so much credit for not shooting his “Baby J” special in black and white
El Compadre and I have this running joke where each time I go, everything on the menu is $16 more expensive
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
El Compadre and I have this running joke where each time I go, everything on the menu is $16 more expensive
lived in Hollywood too long because lightning just flashed thru my window, and i thought “prob a dude in a suit on a motorcycle robbed a jewelry store and fired a shot from his gun w a silencer under the purple Michael Mann sky”
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
lived in Hollywood too long because lightning just flashed thru my window, and i thought “prob a dude in a suit on a motorcycle robbed a jewelry store and fired a shot from his gun w a silencer under the purple Michael Mann sky”
47yrs ago today LUKE SPENCER appeared for the first time on “General Hospital” in a scene w his sister Bobbie.
It’s a very big deal
It’s a very big deal
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
47yrs ago today LUKE SPENCER appeared for the first time on “General Hospital” in a scene w his sister Bobbie.
It’s a very big deal
It’s a very big deal
Damn. Tonight’s the night the manager at Norms wants all his employees to know his heart. He’s pouring it out w tales of relationships past and how he’s been hurt
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Damn. Tonight’s the night the manager at Norms wants all his employees to know his heart. He’s pouring it out w tales of relationships past and how he’s been hurt
manager at Norms telling me he and his boyfriend broke up for no reason so there’s still a flame there
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
manager at Norms telling me he and his boyfriend broke up for no reason so there’s still a flame there
was walking to work but when i passed the used bookstore, a voice said “there’s something you need in there”, an invisible hand lead me right to this book, and 60 seconds later I was outside again
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
was walking to work but when i passed the used bookstore, a voice said “there’s something you need in there”, an invisible hand lead me right to this book, and 60 seconds later I was outside again
if even ONE PERSON told me the “Only Murders In The Building” premiere had 28 seconds of Steve Martin handling a Tally-Ho deck on a closeup mat, it wouldn’t have taken me 50 days to watch it
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
if even ONE PERSON told me the “Only Murders In The Building” premiere had 28 seconds of Steve Martin handling a Tally-Ho deck on a closeup mat, it wouldn’t have taken me 50 days to watch it
16yr anniversary of the week I got to work one on one in NY w Monty Python’s Terry Jones.
Absolute highlight of my life, so when this popped up in Memories I had to post for posterity
(wish I could photoshop out that shirt I’m wearing, what the hell)
Absolute highlight of my life, so when this popped up in Memories I had to post for posterity
(wish I could photoshop out that shirt I’m wearing, what the hell)
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
16yr anniversary of the week I got to work one on one in NY w Monty Python’s Terry Jones.
Absolute highlight of my life, so when this popped up in Memories I had to post for posterity
(wish I could photoshop out that shirt I’m wearing, what the hell)
Absolute highlight of my life, so when this popped up in Memories I had to post for posterity
(wish I could photoshop out that shirt I’m wearing, what the hell)
just now putting together the nonfiction band Foxy Shazam from James Gunn’s “Peacemaker” s2 is the fictional band The Mighty Crabjoys from James Gunn’s “Superman”
October 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
just now putting together the nonfiction band Foxy Shazam from James Gunn’s “Peacemaker” s2 is the fictional band The Mighty Crabjoys from James Gunn’s “Superman”
Heaven sounds cool, but if I go hang out w the hot people at La Poubelle when I die, that’s a really good deal too
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Heaven sounds cool, but if I go hang out w the hot people at La Poubelle when I die, that’s a really good deal too
today’s NYT Connections was so easy, I’m worried tomorrow’s will be in Old English just to balance things out
October 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
today’s NYT Connections was so easy, I’m worried tomorrow’s will be in Old English just to balance things out
Top 2 things I cannot do:
2. maintain my sanity living in fascist America
1. relax in the comfort of my own bed when I know the alarm will go off in a few minutes
2. maintain my sanity living in fascist America
1. relax in the comfort of my own bed when I know the alarm will go off in a few minutes
October 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Top 2 things I cannot do:
2. maintain my sanity living in fascist America
1. relax in the comfort of my own bed when I know the alarm will go off in a few minutes
2. maintain my sanity living in fascist America
1. relax in the comfort of my own bed when I know the alarm will go off in a few minutes
what impresses me abt James Gunn as an artist? Too many things to mention.
what impresses me abt James Gunn as a human? How each time he talks, I still think “wow, not the voice I expected to come out of that body”
what impresses me abt James Gunn as a human? How each time he talks, I still think “wow, not the voice I expected to come out of that body”
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
what impresses me abt James Gunn as an artist? Too many things to mention.
what impresses me abt James Gunn as a human? How each time he talks, I still think “wow, not the voice I expected to come out of that body”
what impresses me abt James Gunn as a human? How each time he talks, I still think “wow, not the voice I expected to come out of that body”
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crazy how over a month i went from not really feeling the Peacemaker s2 credits song to impatiently waiting all week just to hear “🎶JULIAN!🎶”
October 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
crazy how over a month i went from not really feeling the Peacemaker s2 credits song to impatiently waiting all week just to hear “🎶JULIAN!🎶”
the cafe Sabor Y Cultura is playing a sad slow muzak version of YMCA and it feels like a soundtrack to the end of the world
October 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the cafe Sabor Y Cultura is playing a sad slow muzak version of YMCA and it feels like a soundtrack to the end of the world
um… teeth are ALREADY three dimensional.
@Crest out here making us pay for a service we don’t damn well need!
We must stand together against the tyranny of Crest, and try Aquafresh - the toothpaste of the people!
@Crest out here making us pay for a service we don’t damn well need!
We must stand together against the tyranny of Crest, and try Aquafresh - the toothpaste of the people!
September 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
um… teeth are ALREADY three dimensional.
@Crest out here making us pay for a service we don’t damn well need!
We must stand together against the tyranny of Crest, and try Aquafresh - the toothpaste of the people!
@Crest out here making us pay for a service we don’t damn well need!
We must stand together against the tyranny of Crest, and try Aquafresh - the toothpaste of the people!
not much for conspiracy theories but MAGA’s gone full Arlington Road
September 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
not much for conspiracy theories but MAGA’s gone full Arlington Road
never forgive NBC, ABC, CBS for kowtowing to the fascist government. And if the pendulum ever swings back, don’t forget either
September 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
never forgive NBC, ABC, CBS for kowtowing to the fascist government. And if the pendulum ever swings back, don’t forget either
his name was Trey Reed.
He’s the only who’s died since the 10th that deserves your tears
He’s the only who’s died since the 10th that deserves your tears
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
his name was Trey Reed.
He’s the only who’s died since the 10th that deserves your tears
He’s the only who’s died since the 10th that deserves your tears
detrimental to my self esteem when Postimates delivery is a dude on a scooter.
“Yeah, we’ll take your money, but you’re not important to us”
“Yeah, we’ll take your money, but you’re not important to us”
September 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
detrimental to my self esteem when Postimates delivery is a dude on a scooter.
“Yeah, we’ll take your money, but you’re not important to us”
“Yeah, we’ll take your money, but you’re not important to us”
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Personally I think we had a very fun dress rehearsal and we can’t wait to do it on the night.
August 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Personally I think we had a very fun dress rehearsal and we can’t wait to do it on the night.
i do hope “Alien: Earth” is a show abt Xenomorphs vs ICE because not only would I watch that, I’d cast the fuck out of Dean Cain
August 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i do hope “Alien: Earth” is a show abt Xenomorphs vs ICE because not only would I watch that, I’d cast the fuck out of Dean Cain
“DANNY, COME PLAY WITH US”
(“play with” = “feed”)
(“play with” = “feed”)
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“DANNY, COME PLAY WITH US”
(“play with” = “feed”)
(“play with” = “feed”)