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@benzethegator.bsky.social
Gator. False Log. Doubting your commitment to Sparkle Motion. 39 y/o he/him.

East TN unfortunately.
Usually, if I get the text messages that pretend to be someone, I send them back a picture of some unhinged nonsense I’ve photoshopped together. Like this one I got on telegram. They never responded believe it or not.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My knees stayed warm on a cold Caturday morning when this was taken.
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Such strength.
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’ve been assaulted
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m being harassed this early in the morning.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
16 years ago I got to play in the Star Trek online closed beta and it was really nice and literally everybody made a red shirt. I still enjoy the game from time to time.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Help. I’m pinned. #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Fursona posting. I need to find more people to hang out with on this game.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Someone sent me a picture of a disgusted looking toy alligator crocodile thing and I’m captioning it “when I see your search history”. Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with me
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Remixed it further trying to match the scene.

I really want to wear this on a shirt to a firehouse subs.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Checked out @tonerhusky.bsky.social s Distant Thunder world. Let my presence be known by leaving a picture of myself. Haha
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I'm gonna be real
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Same.
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
That is what it’s called whenever she does not want to go out to pee
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Twin voids? Same
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I feel these stare downs in my soul
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I was looking through photos on my old phone that I had found recently and I found the great Canadian hero Rowsdower
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve got a whole family affair too mom on the left and her daughters
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Fuck. I read that wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I bought a cheap Meta quest 3S headset at a pawn shop and while I was setting it up, it said hey we have hand tracking. I told myself I know what I must do.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’d ask first of course. Also kaiju sized fluffy boy
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Looks like you pondered @pixelthegnome.bsky.social into it
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I have problems. #dumbedits
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I am very sorry I saw your photo and my stupidity took over and this made me giggle
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM