Benze
@benzethegator.bsky.social
Gator. False Log. Doubting your commitment to Sparkle Motion. 39 y/o he/him.
East TN unfortunately.
East TN unfortunately.
If I wouldn’t get fired for telling a local church to fuck off with their leaflets on my pumps I would have words. Because all they’re doing is littering and making my life a living hell because they’re now interfering with the operation of my pumps.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If I wouldn’t get fired for telling a local church to fuck off with their leaflets on my pumps I would have words. Because all they’re doing is littering and making my life a living hell because they’re now interfering with the operation of my pumps.
Just finished Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom. While it was fun and a unique game it doesn’t have the staying power that Link’s Awakening has for me in that I likely won’t play this one again anytime soon. I’ve been playing Link’s Awakening consistently since 1993.
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just finished Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom. While it was fun and a unique game it doesn’t have the staying power that Link’s Awakening has for me in that I likely won’t play this one again anytime soon. I’ve been playing Link’s Awakening consistently since 1993.
I kinda want this. Probably the closest I’d ever get to the trophy haha.
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I kinda want this. Probably the closest I’d ever get to the trophy haha.
I wish.
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I wish.
I have had an energy drink and a cup of coffee. I’m going to have another cup of coffee. I wish it made me wired. I can fall asleep right now.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I have had an energy drink and a cup of coffee. I’m going to have another cup of coffee. I wish it made me wired. I can fall asleep right now.
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So it turns out furniture is expensive
If anyone feels they can help with moving costs/new furniture, I won't say no to some spare change. I am not in dire need, so if there are others you know of who need more help, then I prefer you help them instead
Thanks for everything <3
ko-fi.com/edenvatra
If anyone feels they can help with moving costs/new furniture, I won't say no to some spare change. I am not in dire need, so if there are others you know of who need more help, then I prefer you help them instead
Thanks for everything <3
ko-fi.com/edenvatra
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November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So it turns out furniture is expensive
If anyone feels they can help with moving costs/new furniture, I won't say no to some spare change. I am not in dire need, so if there are others you know of who need more help, then I prefer you help them instead
Thanks for everything <3
ko-fi.com/edenvatra
If anyone feels they can help with moving costs/new furniture, I won't say no to some spare change. I am not in dire need, so if there are others you know of who need more help, then I prefer you help them instead
Thanks for everything <3
ko-fi.com/edenvatra
It’s about me.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It’s about me.
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Do we have any Furry IP lawyers that have filed patents with USPTO in the house? >.=.>;
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Do we have any Furry IP lawyers that have filed patents with USPTO in the house? >.=.>;
I’ve been assaulted
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’ve been assaulted
I’m just so goddamn mad. I pulled into the driveway at the house then my brother calls because his tires flat. I’m expected to go to the rescue. I get over there and the entire time I’m on my way I’m getting my ass chewed by my mother. Because she’s mad at him
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m just so goddamn mad. I pulled into the driveway at the house then my brother calls because his tires flat. I’m expected to go to the rescue. I get over there and the entire time I’m on my way I’m getting my ass chewed by my mother. Because she’s mad at him
I’m being harassed this early in the morning.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’m being harassed this early in the morning.
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📣 GIVEAWAY 📣
To celebrate the launch of BROK: THE BRAWL BAR next week, win the game! 👊
🐊 Steam
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🐊 Nintendo Switch
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INSTRUCTIONS ↘️
To celebrate the launch of BROK: THE BRAWL BAR next week, win the game! 👊
🐊 Steam
🐊 PS4 / PS5
🐊 Nintendo Switch
🐊 Xbox
INSTRUCTIONS ↘️
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
📣 GIVEAWAY 📣
To celebrate the launch of BROK: THE BRAWL BAR next week, win the game! 👊
🐊 Steam
🐊 PS4 / PS5
🐊 Nintendo Switch
🐊 Xbox
INSTRUCTIONS ↘️
To celebrate the launch of BROK: THE BRAWL BAR next week, win the game! 👊
🐊 Steam
🐊 PS4 / PS5
🐊 Nintendo Switch
🐊 Xbox
INSTRUCTIONS ↘️
When the game came out and you could play as the Gorn I never touched anything Starfleet related in the game again.
16 years ago I got to play in the Star Trek online closed beta and it was really nice and literally everybody made a red shirt. I still enjoy the game from time to time.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When the game came out and you could play as the Gorn I never touched anything Starfleet related in the game again.
16 years ago I got to play in the Star Trek online closed beta and it was really nice and literally everybody made a red shirt. I still enjoy the game from time to time.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
16 years ago I got to play in the Star Trek online closed beta and it was really nice and literally everybody made a red shirt. I still enjoy the game from time to time.
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I bought a copy of this movie from a Dollar General in the middle of bum fuck Tennessee along with Stray Dog: the Kerberos Panzer Cops.
Long considered lost media? I have it on DVD, you dumbfucks. I bought it FROM A MALL. Bandai released it legitimately in English. Did the world's dumbest AI write your article? Typing "red spectacles dvd" into the ebay search box too much work for you?
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I bought a copy of this movie from a Dollar General in the middle of bum fuck Tennessee along with Stray Dog: the Kerberos Panzer Cops.
I got another one of those someone is pretending to be you scammers.
My biggest question is why would someone want to pretend to be a depressed piece of shit like me?
My biggest question is why would someone want to pretend to be a depressed piece of shit like me?
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I got another one of those someone is pretending to be you scammers.
My biggest question is why would someone want to pretend to be a depressed piece of shit like me?
My biggest question is why would someone want to pretend to be a depressed piece of shit like me?
Fursona posting. I need to find more people to hang out with on this game.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Fursona posting. I need to find more people to hang out with on this game.
Someone sent me a picture of a disgusted looking toy alligator crocodile thing and I’m captioning it “when I see your search history”. Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with me
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Someone sent me a picture of a disgusted looking toy alligator crocodile thing and I’m captioning it “when I see your search history”. Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with me
Remixed it further trying to match the scene.
I really want to wear this on a shirt to a firehouse subs.
I really want to wear this on a shirt to a firehouse subs.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Remixed it further trying to match the scene.
I really want to wear this on a shirt to a firehouse subs.
I really want to wear this on a shirt to a firehouse subs.
Checked out @tonerhusky.bsky.social s Distant Thunder world. Let my presence be known by leaving a picture of myself. Haha
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Checked out @tonerhusky.bsky.social s Distant Thunder world. Let my presence be known by leaving a picture of myself. Haha
I’m on break and a coworker is trying to talk to me about what sounds like a conspiracy about sodium levels in peanut butter. What the fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m on break and a coworker is trying to talk to me about what sounds like a conspiracy about sodium levels in peanut butter. What the fuck.
I need to look up how to do Discord video calls out of VR chat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I need to look up how to do Discord video calls out of VR chat.
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November 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Today is the LAST DAY to get your ✨FREE COPY✨
of The Gryphon Generation book 1!
Grab it today!
And leave reviews please!!! <3
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of The Gryphon Generation book 1!
Grab it today!
And leave reviews please!!! <3
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