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Ben Volchok
@benvolchok.bsky.social
Comedy writer/performer/enthusiast. Film liker. THE CEREMONY returns to Edinburgh! bio.site/benvolchok
at some point all the secrets are known and there's nothing to hide. that's called the death of culture
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
didn't please the lord then
October 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
bummer!
September 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
assuming you deleted the new sessions file and kept the old one?
September 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm assuming the complicated way involves the sessions folder?
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
they tried installing ai cameras to analyse the situations in which cars would stop beyond the white lines and only activate in legitimate cases, but these got confused and started chopping the outside of men's legs off. then the scheme was scrapped entirely. end of an era
September 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
next they would try them on the roads to target cars who stopped past the white lines. but there were too many contingencies and they caused too much collateral damage
September 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
but it was ok because the men didn't have the outside of their legs and elbows to take up space. so everyone was satisfied and all in all the upwards guillotine idea was a success
September 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
they tried installing ai cameras to analyse the situations in which cars would stop beyond the white lines and only activate in legitimate cases, but these got confused and started chopping the outside of men's legs off. then the scheme was scrapped entirely. end of an era
September 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
next they would try them on the roads to target cars who stopped past the white lines. but there were too many contingencies and they caused too much collateral damage
September 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
but it was ok because the men didn't have the outside of their legs and elbows to take up space. so everyone was satisfied and all in all the upwards guillotine idea was a success
September 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
thanks for coming and for these kind words!
August 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by Ben Volchok
Finished last night w rewatches of @benvolchok.bsky.social 's The Ceremony AND Underground Monk Show, both of which re-wire your brain & i cannot elaborate on how or why or what your brain ends up as, but it's a good thing
August 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
i don't think it has to be transhumanist to be sci-fi. they could be simple robots
July 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
you might be right about the implied bit in particular. sci-fi can be set in the past though i think
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM