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toss and turn, wriggle and writhe

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a lot of people don't understand me when they meet me, but usually they get the idea once I hit them with that Vacant Farmboy Stare
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my favorite food packaging has a brand new look 🤩 but how will I know if it has the same great taste..? 🤔
May 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Seymour Details
June 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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We all got that one homie who shows up with low HP
August 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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🎼I’m dreaming of a wide isthmus 🎶
September 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
nice spirits man. let me guess - kindred?
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
new piece of writing out
My Friends and Their Songs
I asked people in my life to share their music with me.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
That king Wenceslas guy was goated as hell
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
when the homie returns from summer sleepaway camp and betrays a newfound spiritual clarity and deep wisdom
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
flunked out of minstrel school :-/
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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i 💎 haters
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
spent my first hour in the uk today going through an airport. even a slight brush with the dark nefarious energies there has left its scar on me. glad to be out
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
yo estoy fartando
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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New from 404 Media: CBP has quietly launched a facial recognition app for local cops to do immigration enforcement. Scans their face, tells cops whether to contact ICE about this person or not. A truly rapid expansion of ICE's facial recognition app to local cops
www.404media.co/cbp-quietly-...
CBP Quietly Launches Face Scanning App for Local Cops To Do Immigration Enforcement
The app, called Mobile Identify and available on the Google Play Store, is specifically for local and regional law enforcement agencies working with ICE on immigration enforcement.
www.404media.co
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I held it truth, with him who sings
To one clear harp in divers tones,
That men may rise on stepping-stones
Of their dead selves to higher things.

"In Memoriam" Canto 1. Alfred Tennyson
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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smoking on that forgiveness pack
September 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
at some point I really am gonna have to lockk in an get my bread up
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
went to a film festival and it changed me
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I get to have lunch tomorrow
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
2026 yolo is coming back #yolo
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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NANCY’S SHISH KEBAB SUNDAY
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
whenever I start to beat up on myself too much, I remind myself that I am simply at the awkward middle evolution stage in my pokemon line. in a few levels i am gonna be so cool/powerful/beautiful
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I just spoke with Capital Area Food Bank CEO Radha Muthiah about how they are preparing for a possible lapse in SNAP funding. She told me that for every meal they provide, SNAP provides *nine*.

"The magnitude of the SNAP program is significant," she says.
Today @mayorbowser.dc.gov says no final decision has been made yet on whether D.C. will cover the cost of SNAP benefits should federal funding lapse this weekend as expected. She's waiting for the outcome of a court hearing on a lawsuit filed by 25 states (including D.C.) on it.
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
thinking about the one homie from college who I only had contact with via LinkedIn. Now that my account is gone what am I to do
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM