Ben Them
@benthemthousand.bsky.social
“You’re only allowed to have one fear” - my mom
Back on Bluesky, we’re doubling daily writing output to 2k but really I’m still getting conflicting reports about using this or twitter
October 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Back on Bluesky, we’re doubling daily writing output to 2k but really I’m still getting conflicting reports about using this or twitter
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As teens scream their way through hallways haunted by everything from demonic cheerleaders to bloodthirsty teachers, Jenni Kaye sharpens her pencils for a syllabus of high school horror where detention is deadly and the kids are definitely not alright. boxd.it/2xO
May 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
As teens scream their way through hallways haunted by everything from demonic cheerleaders to bloodthirsty teachers, Jenni Kaye sharpens her pencils for a syllabus of high school horror where detention is deadly and the kids are definitely not alright. boxd.it/2xO
I’m going to be starting a substack publication where I interview my friends and family about the scariest thing that’s ever happened to them. I think it’ll help deal with my own anxiety - if you’re interested in being an interviewee, let me know!
May 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m going to be starting a substack publication where I interview my friends and family about the scariest thing that’s ever happened to them. I think it’ll help deal with my own anxiety - if you’re interested in being an interviewee, let me know!
I really want to do a version of Macbeth one day. There’s an occult quality to the murder story that really teeters it from a story of ambition and witches interfering.
May 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I really want to do a version of Macbeth one day. There’s an occult quality to the murder story that really teeters it from a story of ambition and witches interfering.
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May 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Dusk Legion Zealot (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Artist: Winona Nelson
Once they reached Orazca, the Legion's explorers ransacked tombs and temples, hunting for the Immortal Sun.
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Winona Nelson
Once they reached Orazca, the Legion's explorers ransacked tombs and temples, hunting for the Immortal Sun.
#magicthegathering #mtg
May 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Dusk Legion Zealot (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Artist: Winona Nelson
Once they reached Orazca, the Legion's explorers ransacked tombs and temples, hunting for the Immortal Sun.
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Winona Nelson
Once they reached Orazca, the Legion's explorers ransacked tombs and temples, hunting for the Immortal Sun.
#magicthegathering #mtg
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Only three out of twenty make it out of Ape Cave. It's a bloodbath. Walked past hundreds of skeletons from roughly the Disco era alone.
Genuine question okay. Why do people go in caves? Isn't that like really dangerous? Or is the danger the point?
May 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Only three out of twenty make it out of Ape Cave. It's a bloodbath. Walked past hundreds of skeletons from roughly the Disco era alone.
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Dilly-Dile-ing (2025.) 🐊
February 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Dilly-Dile-ing (2025.) 🐊
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Sticker club decals for may is a bunch of scooby doo creeps! Yippee!
If you join this month you'll get em.
patreon.com/hmnprsn
If you join this month you'll get em.
patreon.com/hmnprsn
May 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Sticker club decals for may is a bunch of scooby doo creeps! Yippee!
If you join this month you'll get em.
patreon.com/hmnprsn
If you join this month you'll get em.
patreon.com/hmnprsn
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The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
March 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
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“Mommy, where are you? I can’t find you. I can’t. I’m afraid of the light, mommy. I’m afraid of the light.”
POLTERGEIST (1982)
Dir. Tobe Hooper
POLTERGEIST (1982)
Dir. Tobe Hooper
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Mommy, where are you? I can’t find you. I can’t. I’m afraid of the light, mommy. I’m afraid of the light.”
POLTERGEIST (1982)
Dir. Tobe Hooper
POLTERGEIST (1982)
Dir. Tobe Hooper
Amazing moment from a film that has basketball to the death
Escape from L.A. (1996)
Dir. John Carpenter
Dir. John Carpenter
May 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Amazing moment from a film that has basketball to the death
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“Take your best shot, Snow White!”
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Dir. Tony Randel
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Dir. Tony Randel
May 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Take your best shot, Snow White!”
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Dir. Tony Randel
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Dir. Tony Randel
WOAH WHOS THIS GUY
Zombie Cannibal (Odyssey)
Artist: Adam Rex
Nothing is sacred to the undead—not even their own kind.
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Adam Rex
Nothing is sacred to the undead—not even their own kind.
#magicthegathering #mtg
May 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
WOAH WHOS THIS GUY
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This dude’s wail scared the shit out of me as a kid…
May 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This dude’s wail scared the shit out of me as a kid…
Starting my third MEGALOPOLIS rewatch with a co-veteran and a virgin. Finally putting my drinking game to the test.
May 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Starting my third MEGALOPOLIS rewatch with a co-veteran and a virgin. Finally putting my drinking game to the test.
POLTERGEIST is such a perfect movie. That scene of the parents rolling a joint in the bed sticks in my mind forever. The horrors. They’ll be okay because they love each other.
May 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
POLTERGEIST is such a perfect movie. That scene of the parents rolling a joint in the bed sticks in my mind forever. The horrors. They’ll be okay because they love each other.
10 horror movies to get to know me 🫥
Hellraiser 3
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
Pulse
The VVitch
Poltergeist
Communion
The Wailing
The Fog
Phantasm
#horror #horrorsky
Hellraiser 3
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
Pulse
The VVitch
Poltergeist
Communion
The Wailing
The Fog
Phantasm
#horror #horrorsky
May 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
10 horror movies to get to know me 🫥
Hellraiser 3
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
Pulse
The VVitch
Poltergeist
Communion
The Wailing
The Fog
Phantasm
#horror #horrorsky
Hellraiser 3
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
Pulse
The VVitch
Poltergeist
Communion
The Wailing
The Fog
Phantasm
#horror #horrorsky
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Eternal Taskmaster (Jumpstart)
Artist: Tomasz Jedruszek
"They are called Eternals. They will never stop."
—Jace Beleren
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Tomasz Jedruszek
"They are called Eternals. They will never stop."
—Jace Beleren
#magicthegathering #mtg
May 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Eternal Taskmaster (Jumpstart)
Artist: Tomasz Jedruszek
"They are called Eternals. They will never stop."
—Jace Beleren
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Tomasz Jedruszek
"They are called Eternals. They will never stop."
—Jace Beleren
#magicthegathering #mtg
On a whim, I googled pope.com assuming it would lead to either an official Vatican website or a fan site. It’s a business that sells blank CDs?
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
On a whim, I googled pope.com assuming it would lead to either an official Vatican website or a fan site. It’s a business that sells blank CDs?
I’m deciding to name my rings and assign them powers.
May 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m deciding to name my rings and assign them powers.
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Incremental Blight (Archenemy)
Artist: Chuck Lukacs
Shadowmoor's main crops are rot, slime, and despair.
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Chuck Lukacs
Shadowmoor's main crops are rot, slime, and despair.
#magicthegathering #mtg
May 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Incremental Blight (Archenemy)
Artist: Chuck Lukacs
Shadowmoor's main crops are rot, slime, and despair.
#magicthegathering #mtg
Artist: Chuck Lukacs
Shadowmoor's main crops are rot, slime, and despair.
#magicthegathering #mtg