Ben Southwood 🐿️
@bensouthwood.com
He/him. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ally.
Former mental health nurse, now carer to my three autistic kids.
Writes children’s stories as a hobby.
Synth-pop.
Sci-fi/fantasy.
Dogs & cat.
Forteana.
Burnley F.C.
Doctor Who.
Vegetarian.
English immigrant in Ireland.
Former mental health nurse, now carer to my three autistic kids.
Writes children’s stories as a hobby.
Synth-pop.
Sci-fi/fantasy.
Dogs & cat.
Forteana.
Burnley F.C.
Doctor Who.
Vegetarian.
English immigrant in Ireland.
Pinned
Ben Southwood 🐿️
@bensouthwood.com
· Nov 19
Remembering that time my dogs were possessed by the spirit of early 'Tears For Fears'.
Reposted by Ben Southwood 🐿️
Sky Stream is glitching on ‘Monday Night Football’. One minute it’s like ‘Benny Hill’ the next they’re running in slow-mo ‘Baywatch’ style.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sky Stream is glitching on ‘Monday Night Football’. One minute it’s like ‘Benny Hill’ the next they’re running in slow-mo ‘Baywatch’ style.
Love a ‘same side’ bust-up, me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Love a ‘same side’ bust-up, me.
Agatha ‘Dame of Methane’ kitten strikes again.
a poster for shameless shows a man with a can of tuna in his hot car
Alt: a poster for shameless shows a man with a can of tuna in his hot car
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November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Agatha ‘Dame of Methane’ kitten strikes again.
Sensory overload.
a man playing an accordion in a store with a red hat on his head
Alt: a man playing an accordion in a store with a red hat on his head
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November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sensory overload.
I am become potato. Killer of fluff.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I am become potato. Killer of fluff.
As well as having the most excellent kitten in the world, I have the two bestest dogs.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
As well as having the most excellent kitten in the world, I have the two bestest dogs.
Cats->Does the numbers.
Doctor Who->Does the numbers.
Kitten watching ‘Doctor Who’ and wrapping themselves in a fourth Doctor scarf-> insane numbers.
Doctor Who->Does the numbers.
Kitten watching ‘Doctor Who’ and wrapping themselves in a fourth Doctor scarf-> insane numbers.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Cats->Does the numbers.
Doctor Who->Does the numbers.
Kitten watching ‘Doctor Who’ and wrapping themselves in a fourth Doctor scarf-> insane numbers.
Doctor Who->Does the numbers.
Kitten watching ‘Doctor Who’ and wrapping themselves in a fourth Doctor scarf-> insane numbers.
That’s the thing with regeneration; you never know what you’re going to get. #doctorwho #cats #kittens
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That’s the thing with regeneration; you never know what you’re going to get. #doctorwho #cats #kittens
Start them young, that’s what I say.
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Start them young, that’s what I say.
Though her favourite spot to sit is me.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Though her favourite spot to sit is me.
The new perch in question.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The new perch in question.
Not sure Frank will last at Spurs at this rate.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not sure Frank will last at Spurs at this rate.
It’s getting snippier on Bluesky of late.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s getting snippier on Bluesky of late.
Bought Agatha *another* place to perch.
a cartoon of a man says i 'm all out of money
Alt: a cartoon of a man says i 'm all out of money
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Bought Agatha *another* place to perch.
Watched the first two episodes of ‘Terror of the Zygons’, but could do with thicker blinds to counteract the glare from the windows.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Watched the first two episodes of ‘Terror of the Zygons’, but could do with thicker blinds to counteract the glare from the windows.
Right, going to watch some ‘Doctor Who’, what with it being that kind of day and all.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Right, going to watch some ‘Doctor Who’, what with it being that kind of day and all.
Regrets; I’ve had a few…
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Regrets; I’ve had a few…
Sean Dyche deserves a crack at the Prem with a decent squad.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sean Dyche deserves a crack at the Prem with a decent squad.
Wayne Rooney watching the Liverpool game.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Wayne Rooney watching the Liverpool game.
Liverpool are the daftest team in the Prem.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Liverpool are the daftest team in the Prem.