Starting to think I got a bit of a bargain on my wedding

Me: Don’t be ridiculous
Mrs H: well now I’m intrigued about the beach towel

Are you stupid?

I imagine a plan of going at those mirror tiles with a kango drill posed too much of a H&S issue, the owners decided to just leave well alone.

I listen to Fleetwood Mac and Dire Straits. I don’t need to take Kneecap seriously.

Adventure sandals….

Clearly she is starting to have regrets

Ted had a double coat. We had to give him a severe trim one summer and he was so depressed I thought he might try and top himself

Add that to the raft of changes introduced that benefitted teams with bigger squads. 5 subs and changes to stoppage time that meant matches were running over 100mins, that’s now changed, but the number of goals my club conceded in the EPL after 90mins is was ridiculous

There we go. Smokes going up now and not into the houses across the road