Ben Hall
@benscribbles1889.bsky.social
Went to the village shop for 3 packs of salted butter. On my way home noticed I’d got unsalted, so turned around, went back and swapped them for salted.
I’ve just tried to butter my toast and noticed that I’ve got 3 packs of unsalted butter
It’s either a glitch in the matrix or I’m losing my mind
I’ve just tried to butter my toast and noticed that I’ve got 3 packs of unsalted butter
It’s either a glitch in the matrix or I’m losing my mind
May 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Went to the village shop for 3 packs of salted butter. On my way home noticed I’d got unsalted, so turned around, went back and swapped them for salted.
I’ve just tried to butter my toast and noticed that I’ve got 3 packs of unsalted butter
It’s either a glitch in the matrix or I’m losing my mind
I’ve just tried to butter my toast and noticed that I’ve got 3 packs of unsalted butter
It’s either a glitch in the matrix or I’m losing my mind
Came nose to nose with a car on the wrong side of the road this evening coming over the blind summit of a hump back bridge whilst overtaking a cyclist.
After much gesticulating, his defence was “there’s a cyclist there, what do you expect me to do?”
After much gesticulating, his defence was “there’s a cyclist there, what do you expect me to do?”
May 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Came nose to nose with a car on the wrong side of the road this evening coming over the blind summit of a hump back bridge whilst overtaking a cyclist.
After much gesticulating, his defence was “there’s a cyclist there, what do you expect me to do?”
After much gesticulating, his defence was “there’s a cyclist there, what do you expect me to do?”
Yes, I am wearing my pastel de nata and esspresso socks to a meeting
May 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Yes, I am wearing my pastel de nata and esspresso socks to a meeting
The shite American dramas my wife is obsessed with all sound like the dialogue is written by the same person.
a man with a beard wearing a suit and tie looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a suit and tie looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
April 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The shite American dramas my wife is obsessed with all sound like the dialogue is written by the same person.
Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
April 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
Throw back to when Ted was so naughty, we had to call the DogFather
April 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Throw back to when Ted was so naughty, we had to call the DogFather
Bit the bullet and dropped £300 on a replacement hard drive kit for my iMac.
Fingers crossed my diagnosis of a knackered hard drive is correct because the process of cutting the screen out with knife looks daunting to say the least
Fingers crossed my diagnosis of a knackered hard drive is correct because the process of cutting the screen out with knife looks daunting to say the least
April 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Bit the bullet and dropped £300 on a replacement hard drive kit for my iMac.
Fingers crossed my diagnosis of a knackered hard drive is correct because the process of cutting the screen out with knife looks daunting to say the least
Fingers crossed my diagnosis of a knackered hard drive is correct because the process of cutting the screen out with knife looks daunting to say the least
Watching a product review video on YouTube and throughout the presenter has used only two adjectives
Handy-dandy
Teeny-tiny.
Handy-dandy
Teeny-tiny.
a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Watching a product review video on YouTube and throughout the presenter has used only two adjectives
Handy-dandy
Teeny-tiny.
Handy-dandy
Teeny-tiny.
My neighbour’s business has been in Northampton town center for 2 generations and last year had to close. He’s been critical of the council’s apathetic response to the plight of independent businesses
This could be the fledgling beginnings of a political career.
www.facebook.com/share/v/16RR...
This could be the fledgling beginnings of a political career.
www.facebook.com/share/v/16RR...
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April 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My neighbour’s business has been in Northampton town center for 2 generations and last year had to close. He’s been critical of the council’s apathetic response to the plight of independent businesses
This could be the fledgling beginnings of a political career.
www.facebook.com/share/v/16RR...
This could be the fledgling beginnings of a political career.
www.facebook.com/share/v/16RR...
Moody little pony. This little sod has just thrown a tantrum because he has a little feed bowl and not a big boys feed bowl like Enzo
April 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Moody little pony. This little sod has just thrown a tantrum because he has a little feed bowl and not a big boys feed bowl like Enzo
Hmmm. Might get a few complaints about this
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hmmm. Might get a few complaints about this
If I detach my hand it feels like someone else is doing it
HOLY SHIT! This might be the coolest thing ever.
April 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
If I detach my hand it feels like someone else is doing it
Enjoying this. It’s right up there with my favourite Robert Harris book An Officer and a Spy
April 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Enjoying this. It’s right up there with my favourite Robert Harris book An Officer and a Spy
A movie that takes place where you’re from
April 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Wahey cows
April 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Wahey cows
Just seen this on fb from someone showing off their tiling
April 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Just seen this on fb from someone showing off their tiling
But what is this doing to the plastic Christmas tree and garden trampoline markets?
Morning Bluesky.
China has just raised tariffs on US goods to 125%, matching the US tariff inc.
Who blinks first?
China has just raised tariffs on US goods to 125%, matching the US tariff inc.
Who blinks first?
April 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
But what is this doing to the plastic Christmas tree and garden trampoline markets?
This is my friend’s in Trinidad’s dog Pacman, who they adopted as a stray after siring pretty much all the puppies in the neighbourhood.
Now around 14, he likes watching Arsenal on the sofa and going for a haircut every 3 months
Now around 14, he likes watching Arsenal on the sofa and going for a haircut every 3 months
April 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is my friend’s in Trinidad’s dog Pacman, who they adopted as a stray after siring pretty much all the puppies in the neighbourhood.
Now around 14, he likes watching Arsenal on the sofa and going for a haircut every 3 months
Now around 14, he likes watching Arsenal on the sofa and going for a haircut every 3 months
Got out from behind the desk to do a bit of digging with the dog
April 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Got out from behind the desk to do a bit of digging with the dog
I have somehow stumbled on a YouTube channel of an American couple who do react videos of British tv, music and comedians.
God bless them, they’re really into it
I’ve just watched them discover Dire Straits and nowThey’re doing a Jeremy Clarkson documentary on Isambard Kingdom Brunel
God bless them, they’re really into it
I’ve just watched them discover Dire Straits and nowThey’re doing a Jeremy Clarkson documentary on Isambard Kingdom Brunel
April 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I have somehow stumbled on a YouTube channel of an American couple who do react videos of British tv, music and comedians.
God bless them, they’re really into it
I’ve just watched them discover Dire Straits and nowThey’re doing a Jeremy Clarkson documentary on Isambard Kingdom Brunel
God bless them, they’re really into it
I’ve just watched them discover Dire Straits and nowThey’re doing a Jeremy Clarkson documentary on Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Just had to de-louse the kids, Mrs H and myself. All before dinner
How’s your Monday going?
How’s your Monday going?
April 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Just had to de-louse the kids, Mrs H and myself. All before dinner
How’s your Monday going?
How’s your Monday going?