You will never be president and history will frame you as you are -- an opportunist, fraud, and weak little man. In fact, I don't see why don't just resign right now and do something useful with your life. Maybe get a job as a bird feeder or doorknob polisher.

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Turd for brains!

Is Davy Gravy still doing that tech show for the same ten 80 year olds? Zzz.

Does that silky pillow make you squirt cummies all over it when you hump it? Bet it feels sooooo good! :)

*Shows up at Doug Mack's house and slaps that plastic straw out of his whore mouth*

My little Jr. Johnson hurts and I'm sad my friend Charlie Kirk isn't here to suck on it like he used to.

I keep all of my puppy boys in a cage, too!

Handsomest communist since Che! 😘 (Don't let Milo see this, please.)

There are some rumors swirling about you and Erika, big boy! Rawr! I'm so jealous. 🤭

Just reaching out to young men across the country, pounding the love of Christ and the USA into them! Grooming the future for greatness!

Nick has a cute butt. I might go switch for him!
- Benny

The night we met, I told my wife I wasn't like the other boys. 🤭

Tim's a good dude. And he can do incredible things with those lips! 🥰

Yes, please! Just don't tell my wife. 😉