The Benny Show
@bennyshow.com
I'm Benny, duty bound to touch young men across America with my message of hope and conservatism. My mission: convert them over to our team (MAGA). Let's show the libs how to really pound tentpole values, grooming the next generation for greatness!
It's never too late to put a bullet in Pete Hegseth's skull. PEW PEW PEW SPLAT.
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It's never too late to put a bullet in Pete Hegseth's skull. PEW PEW PEW SPLAT.
I'd pay for a front row seat to General Mike Flynn's beheading.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'd pay for a front row seat to General Mike Flynn's beheading.
Still glad Charlie Kirk is dead.
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Still glad Charlie Kirk is dead.
At this point, I'd settle for a bullet in Dr. Oz's head if they can't get one into Donald Trump.
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
At this point, I'd settle for a bullet in Dr. Oz's head if they can't get one into Donald Trump.
I can vouch for this, as a right-wing authoritarian: anal sex is great!
#GayBennyJohnson #gay #lgbtq #IfuckBoys
#GayBennyJohnson #gay #lgbtq #IfuckBoys
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I can vouch for this, as a right-wing authoritarian: anal sex is great!
#GayBennyJohnson #gay #lgbtq #IfuckBoys
#GayBennyJohnson #gay #lgbtq #IfuckBoys
My little Jr. Johnson hurts and I'm sad my friend Charlie Kirk isn't here to suck on it like he used to.
#BennyJohnson #gay #BennyIsGay
#BennyJohnson #gay #BennyIsGay
December 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My little Jr. Johnson hurts and I'm sad my friend Charlie Kirk isn't here to suck on it like he used to.
#BennyJohnson #gay #BennyIsGay
#BennyJohnson #gay #BennyIsGay
🚨BREAKING NEWS:
My doctor just prescribed PreP so Kate won't worry about what I might bring home after Jack Posobiec and I spend the night in the GaYbor District!
#BeSafe #LGBTQ #BennyJohnson
My doctor just prescribed PreP so Kate won't worry about what I might bring home after Jack Posobiec and I spend the night in the GaYbor District!
#BeSafe #LGBTQ #BennyJohnson
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
🚨BREAKING NEWS:
My doctor just prescribed PreP so Kate won't worry about what I might bring home after Jack Posobiec and I spend the night in the GaYbor District!
#BeSafe #LGBTQ #BennyJohnson
My doctor just prescribed PreP so Kate won't worry about what I might bring home after Jack Posobiec and I spend the night in the GaYbor District!
#BeSafe #LGBTQ #BennyJohnson
Tucker Carlson's new obsession with gay men echos mine! I just can't get enough.
Tucker Carlson's new obsession with gay men is reaching absurd levels
One thing secure, stable heterosexual men routinely do is spend hours on camera pontificating about gay sex and gay people. Right, Tucker Carlson?
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December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Tucker Carlson's new obsession with gay men echos mine! I just can't get enough.
A lot of political posturing going around today on the subject of Venezuela, but not my favorite posture of handsome boy with his butt up in the air on my bed.
December 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A lot of political posturing going around today on the subject of Venezuela, but not my favorite posture of handsome boy with his butt up in the air on my bed.
Let's be honest: we all love butt stuff! Right guys?
Losing yourself in the sensual jackpot of a young man's posterior, taking in his scent as you mercilessly probe his sacred region with a hungry tongue doesn't make you gay!
I'll be pounding on this whole issue deeply all week on The Benny Show.
Losing yourself in the sensual jackpot of a young man's posterior, taking in his scent as you mercilessly probe his sacred region with a hungry tongue doesn't make you gay!
I'll be pounding on this whole issue deeply all week on The Benny Show.
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Let's be honest: we all love butt stuff! Right guys?
Losing yourself in the sensual jackpot of a young man's posterior, taking in his scent as you mercilessly probe his sacred region with a hungry tongue doesn't make you gay!
I'll be pounding on this whole issue deeply all week on The Benny Show.
Losing yourself in the sensual jackpot of a young man's posterior, taking in his scent as you mercilessly probe his sacred region with a hungry tongue doesn't make you gay!
I'll be pounding on this whole issue deeply all week on The Benny Show.
Me when my phone makes the Grindr alert sound. 🤭
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me when my phone makes the Grindr alert sound. 🤭
Nick is absolutely adorable! And I know why he's never had sex ... with a woman. ;-)
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nick is absolutely adorable! And I know why he's never had sex ... with a woman. ;-)
I'm one of those verse guys who swears he's 100% top, because what would the bros think? 😱
#BennyJohnson
#BennyJohnson
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm one of those verse guys who swears he's 100% top, because what would the bros think? 😱
#BennyJohnson
#BennyJohnson
Hi, I'm Benny! Looking for #moots.
Things I love:
✝️ Jesus Christ
🇺🇸 Christian Nationalism
🧒 Grooming young men to join our team (MAGA)
🍊 My nose covered in orange bronzer
😘 Milo's late night visits
Let's be friends!
Things I love:
✝️ Jesus Christ
🇺🇸 Christian Nationalism
🧒 Grooming young men to join our team (MAGA)
🍊 My nose covered in orange bronzer
😘 Milo's late night visits
Let's be friends!
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hi, I'm Benny! Looking for #moots.
Things I love:
✝️ Jesus Christ
🇺🇸 Christian Nationalism
🧒 Grooming young men to join our team (MAGA)
🍊 My nose covered in orange bronzer
😘 Milo's late night visits
Let's be friends!
Things I love:
✝️ Jesus Christ
🇺🇸 Christian Nationalism
🧒 Grooming young men to join our team (MAGA)
🍊 My nose covered in orange bronzer
😘 Milo's late night visits
Let's be friends!
I'm duty bound to pound conservative values into every lost young man in America, grooming them for greatness, so they'll play on our team -- team MAGA! 🇺🇸
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm duty bound to pound conservative values into every lost young man in America, grooming them for greatness, so they'll play on our team -- team MAGA! 🇺🇸