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Benny Profane
@bennyprofanev.bsky.social
Aspiring academic at just the right point in history for all things educational.
Woe: 5
Dread: 4
Frolic: 2
Malice: 3
Was so lucky to study this a couple years back with Prof. Finn. Been using "Negroponte" as shorthand for Big Tech snake oil sales techniques ever since.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
No, thank YOU for this frank interview between two inspirational figures.
Catwalk single Soundcloud when?
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
BRB, writing the shittiest YA slop about a future where "grass-toucher" is an insult.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
They should have to negotiate with Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Oh shit, is there a new Cocteau Twins album??
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I've never seen Turner act, so I'm hopeful he's good in the role. But I'm not alone in thinking it's a little incongruous for Case to be played by a pop star's model boyfriend, am I? No shade to Dua Lipa, who seems great. It's just, if there were a third Zoolander made today, Turner would be in it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Could be the translation I'm using.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I should have guessed when I was unable to find the word "stinkfist" in the Bible.
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"The poster really sets off the potatoes" is a sentence I never knew I wanted to write until just now.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh man, have you heard of a Brazilian sci-fi film called Bacurau? Might be Kier's best performance, and an absolute uppercut of a movie.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
One great irony here is that AI hunting is (usually) a bid for media literacy. Wouldn't a failure to understand the media that hunters demand we be literate in undermine not just their authority but the whole idea of media literacy right now?
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Now that you mention it, it's genuinely surprising that Wilbur Cobb is not a member of this cabinet.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Muffin Top B-side?
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Godfather II: Get It Yet? God? Father? Get That Confused Look Off Your Face. Don't Make Us Make a Third One
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
CNN: "What good are words, anyway? "Depraved"? "Monsters"? "Shattered innocence"? "Brutal exploitation"? They are meaningless without charts and numbers. In fact, I don't know why I'm using language to explain this. Bar... bigger bar. Two low numbers. One number gets higher. Red."
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The only thing keeping me going in this foul, lurching decade is the hope of new Sugar Ray.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Kaine also assured constituents he had secured a reduction in ridiculousness, a cap on capers, and a hard shtop on shenanigans. "I had wanted the moratorium to extend to monkeyshines," he added, "but politics is the art of the possible, and people need to understand, this is how the Senate works."
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM