Benny Profane
@bennyprofanev.bsky.social
Aspiring academic at just the right point in history for all things educational.
Woe: 5
Dread: 4
Frolic: 2
Malice: 3
Woe: 5
Dread: 4
Frolic: 2
Malice: 3
@dimension20.bsky.social had me nostalgic for my rowdy past, so I stopped into this place, and you wouldn't believe how reasonable the instructor was!
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@dimension20.bsky.social had me nostalgic for my rowdy past, so I stopped into this place, and you wouldn't believe how reasonable the instructor was!
RFKJr: Video games caused this mass shooting!
Evergreen shooter: Nah, I just hate Jews.
MSM: Political hatred caused the murder of Charlie Kirk!
Charlie Kirk's murderer: Nah, I just love Helldivers and Hearts of Iron IV.
Anyone who believes what those two sources tell them to:
Evergreen shooter: Nah, I just hate Jews.
MSM: Political hatred caused the murder of Charlie Kirk!
Charlie Kirk's murderer: Nah, I just love Helldivers and Hearts of Iron IV.
Anyone who believes what those two sources tell them to:
September 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
RFKJr: Video games caused this mass shooting!
Evergreen shooter: Nah, I just hate Jews.
MSM: Political hatred caused the murder of Charlie Kirk!
Charlie Kirk's murderer: Nah, I just love Helldivers and Hearts of Iron IV.
Anyone who believes what those two sources tell them to:
Evergreen shooter: Nah, I just hate Jews.
MSM: Political hatred caused the murder of Charlie Kirk!
Charlie Kirk's murderer: Nah, I just love Helldivers and Hearts of Iron IV.
Anyone who believes what those two sources tell them to:
Addendum: let "You guys did it first" become a viable legal defense against visa denial. (A side-by-side comparison for discussion.)
June 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Addendum: let "You guys did it first" become a viable legal defense against visa denial. (A side-by-side comparison for discussion.)
Yes, but I'm talking about the inspiration. If you want Jaws in novel form, you need to know the full title.
June 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Yes, but I'm talking about the inspiration. If you want Jaws in novel form, you need to know the full title.
Giving suburbanites the benefit of the doubt that they don't know they're broadcasting "incestuous polyamory" from their rear windshields.
April 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Giving suburbanites the benefit of the doubt that they don't know they're broadcasting "incestuous polyamory" from their rear windshields.
Or at the very least have this sign tapped at them every morning.
April 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Or at the very least have this sign tapped at them every morning.
@makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
Was just putting our kid to bed with some Eric Carle, and
@abigrrl.bsky.social and I started doing Take Some Direction with "Do you want to be my friend?" Could make a good prompt, @samreich.bsky.social !
Was just putting our kid to bed with some Eric Carle, and
@abigrrl.bsky.social and I started doing Take Some Direction with "Do you want to be my friend?" Could make a good prompt, @samreich.bsky.social !
February 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
Was just putting our kid to bed with some Eric Carle, and
@abigrrl.bsky.social and I started doing Take Some Direction with "Do you want to be my friend?" Could make a good prompt, @samreich.bsky.social !
Was just putting our kid to bed with some Eric Carle, and
@abigrrl.bsky.social and I started doing Take Some Direction with "Do you want to be my friend?" Could make a good prompt, @samreich.bsky.social !
How very dare you?! You know good and well my favorite opera is What's Opera Doc.
February 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How very dare you?! You know good and well my favorite opera is What's Opera Doc.
