Lifehack: mayonnaise has 90 calories per teaspoon. As soon as you wake up in the morning drink 1.5 cups of mayonnaise and you've satisfied your caloric needs for the whole day. You can prep the mayo and leave it next to your bed overnight for extra efficiency.
June 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Lifehack: mayonnaise has 90 calories per teaspoon. As soon as you wake up in the morning drink 1.5 cups of mayonnaise and you've satisfied your caloric needs for the whole day. You can prep the mayo and leave it next to your bed overnight for extra efficiency.
Adding to this: best way to drink beer in those sweltering summer days is putting ice and some salt in a glass. Pour the beer in, top off as needed. Mow your lawn. Talk to your neighbors. Get in your kayak. Whatever.
best way to serve a beer is with a small glass, about 8 ounces. you can pour a little beer — drink a bit — and pour some more. i find it so satisfying (yes this happened at dinner tonight)
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Adding to this: best way to drink beer in those sweltering summer days is putting ice and some salt in a glass. Pour the beer in, top off as needed. Mow your lawn. Talk to your neighbors. Get in your kayak. Whatever.
I'm so old when I watch SNL I can't tell if it's the musical guest or a bit.
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I'm so old when I watch SNL I can't tell if it's the musical guest or a bit.
Play Dry The Rain and an entire bar grooves together. Can we leverage this for US and international politics?
January 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Play Dry The Rain and an entire bar grooves together. Can we leverage this for US and international politics?
Waiter: Lifts the pitcher 10 inches while pouring water
6 year old me: This man is a sorcerer
6 year old me: This man is a sorcerer
January 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Waiter: Lifts the pitcher 10 inches while pouring water
6 year old me: This man is a sorcerer
6 year old me: This man is a sorcerer
Also I would never survive in the Quiet Placeiverse due to snoring.
January 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Also I would never survive in the Quiet Placeiverse due to snoring.
You can tell Quiet Place: Day One is fiction because there isn't a person screaming "You can't tell me to keep quiet this is a hoax" and getting everyone killed (probably the subtext of the film but I'm slow)
January 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You can tell Quiet Place: Day One is fiction because there isn't a person screaming "You can't tell me to keep quiet this is a hoax" and getting everyone killed (probably the subtext of the film but I'm slow)
Dry January is for quitters.
January 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dry January is for quitters.
Every sweater can be an ugly sweater if you believe
December 15, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Every sweater can be an ugly sweater if you believe
Reposted by Bennett V Campbell
Yeah, I've lived in the Adirondacks, Syracuse, Rochester and now I live in NYC and yeah, begging NYCers to take the train to Albany and talk to people, it won't kill you, I promise
Albany even has a decent bus system
Albany even has a decent bus system
December 13, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Yeah, I've lived in the Adirondacks, Syracuse, Rochester and now I live in NYC and yeah, begging NYCers to take the train to Albany and talk to people, it won't kill you, I promise
Albany even has a decent bus system
Albany even has a decent bus system
I'm the person who texted you when you saw the notification and got excited about the person you actually wanted to text you
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I'm the person who texted you when you saw the notification and got excited about the person you actually wanted to text you
Go see movies. Caught 2001: A Space Odyssey at Spectrum, it remains stunningly impenetrable. The Fifth Element is playing anniversary shows this week. Go see movies!
November 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Go see movies. Caught 2001: A Space Odyssey at Spectrum, it remains stunningly impenetrable. The Fifth Element is playing anniversary shows this week. Go see movies!