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Can’t spell GEEK without the “double E”.
“Ohtani pitched six innings of two-hit baseball striking out 10 AND hit three jacks in the same playoff game.”
Average baseball fan: “Damn, that’s a great game!”
BlueSky Ohtani stans: “That’s why Babe Ruth sucks!”
Average baseball fan: “Damn, that’s a great game!”
BlueSky Ohtani stans: “That’s why Babe Ruth sucks!”
October 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Ohtani pitched six innings of two-hit baseball striking out 10 AND hit three jacks in the same playoff game.”
Average baseball fan: “Damn, that’s a great game!”
BlueSky Ohtani stans: “That’s why Babe Ruth sucks!”
Average baseball fan: “Damn, that’s a great game!”
BlueSky Ohtani stans: “That’s why Babe Ruth sucks!”
Hello Governor. Lube job while you wait?
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hello Governor. Lube job while you wait?
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it's got to be kind of a trip to be one of the 700 or so best people in the world at your profession, probably the best of anyone you knew growing up and into college, the elite among the elite at your calling, and then watch this guy outperform you, like, exponentially better than you ever could
Shohei hits a homer off Chandler at 120 MPH, gets hilarious reactions from everybody involved.
September 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
it's got to be kind of a trip to be one of the 700 or so best people in the world at your profession, probably the best of anyone you knew growing up and into college, the elite among the elite at your calling, and then watch this guy outperform you, like, exponentially better than you ever could
“For the next few months it’s my job to earn your vote. After that you can fuck all the way off, pal!”
Cuomo announces his general election run by proving the Mamdani sauce ain't so easy to cook up on the spot with half the ingredients
July 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“For the next few months it’s my job to earn your vote. After that you can fuck all the way off, pal!”
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Trump Mobile ad leaked...
June 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump Mobile ad leaked...
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Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
You're a Bunch of Cowards!
We're all laughing at you.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
“You can’t boycott us if we stock crap you’d never buy, regardless.”
Its not even funny anymore. Didn't need another reason to keep boycotting Target, but here it is.
May 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“You can’t boycott us if we stock crap you’d never buy, regardless.”
Goodbye BlueSky
I made the mistake of starting a video and now when I open BS, it plays the sound in the background and I can’t turn it off.
I’m gone until this is fixed.
I made the mistake of starting a video and now when I open BS, it plays the sound in the background and I can’t turn it off.
I’m gone until this is fixed.
May 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Goodbye BlueSky
I made the mistake of starting a video and now when I open BS, it plays the sound in the background and I can’t turn it off.
I’m gone until this is fixed.
I made the mistake of starting a video and now when I open BS, it plays the sound in the background and I can’t turn it off.
I’m gone until this is fixed.
Never pee against the wind
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Never pee against the wind
I can’t be the only one humming “We’re An American Band” right now and substituting papal-related lyrics.
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I can’t be the only one humming “We’re An American Band” right now and substituting papal-related lyrics.
The Conclave elected a US Pope, no doubt hoping for preferential tariff treatment.
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Conclave elected a US Pope, no doubt hoping for preferential tariff treatment.
Customer Service Pro Tip:
If you’re reaching out to a customer about negative feedback, addressing them as “valued customer” and not by name in your correspondence does NOT make your customer feel valued in any way.
If you’re reaching out to a customer about negative feedback, addressing them as “valued customer” and not by name in your correspondence does NOT make your customer feel valued in any way.
March 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Customer Service Pro Tip:
If you’re reaching out to a customer about negative feedback, addressing them as “valued customer” and not by name in your correspondence does NOT make your customer feel valued in any way.
If you’re reaching out to a customer about negative feedback, addressing them as “valued customer” and not by name in your correspondence does NOT make your customer feel valued in any way.
“No, that’s the Women’s Restroom, you need to go to Track 13.”
December 13, 2024 at 9:32 PM
“No, that’s the Women’s Restroom, you need to go to Track 13.”
…in the middle of Ar Street.
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
…in the middle of Ar Street.
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In harness racing, the rider sits in a sulky pulled by a horse, and each race is a mile and features either trotters or pacers.
Knott County judge-executive calls opening of Kentucky’s third harness race track ‘a historical ...
Cumberland Run, Kentucky’s newest harness racing track – the third in the state -- held its grand opening Sunday, and despite the weather in Corbin, officials say turnout was good.
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October 16, 2023 at 10:22 PM
In harness racing, the rider sits in a sulky pulled by a horse, and each race is a mile and features either trotters or pacers.
@stephen2believein.bsky.social Hopefully this will start some meaningful harness racing content here.
November 18, 2024 at 11:58 PM
@stephen2believein.bsky.social Hopefully this will start some meaningful harness racing content here.