Ben Kenobi's Beard
@benkenobisbeard.bsky.social
Inventor of Snarcasm™
Quoter of films
Driver of Hatchbacks
Quoter of films
Driver of Hatchbacks
Thats Impossible Star Wars GIF
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November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Razor denier, hat enthusiast, and world's most easily-defeated Bond villain Clay Higgins?
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Razor denier, hat enthusiast, and world's most easily-defeated Bond villain Clay Higgins?
Dubya was woke?
a man in a superhero costume says " i identify as a feminist " to another man
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November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dubya was woke?
Not sure how much of a distinction there really is between:
a) The President was a rapist pedophile before he was elected
and
b) The President was a rapist pedophile before he was elected and the evidence is only now becoming known
a) The President was a rapist pedophile before he was elected
and
b) The President was a rapist pedophile before he was elected and the evidence is only now becoming known
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Not sure how much of a distinction there really is between:
a) The President was a rapist pedophile before he was elected
and
b) The President was a rapist pedophile before he was elected and the evidence is only now becoming known
a) The President was a rapist pedophile before he was elected
and
b) The President was a rapist pedophile before he was elected and the evidence is only now becoming known
"Stunning" probably not the description I would go with.
Shocking, maybe.
Inept. Spineless. Cowardly. Despicable. Corrupt.
Shocking, maybe.
Inept. Spineless. Cowardly. Despicable. Corrupt.
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Stunning" probably not the description I would go with.
Shocking, maybe.
Inept. Spineless. Cowardly. Despicable. Corrupt.
Shocking, maybe.
Inept. Spineless. Cowardly. Despicable. Corrupt.
The "best people" must really value their anonymity.
Also we will tell you who they are...in two weeks.
Also we will tell you who they are...in two weeks.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The "best people" must really value their anonymity.
Also we will tell you who they are...in two weeks.
Also we will tell you who they are...in two weeks.
"The buck stops...over there with that other guy I don't know"
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"The buck stops...over there with that other guy I don't know"
Just the visual of MBS sitting in the oval is a disgrace.
But then he's hosted trash in there before.
But then he's hosted trash in there before.
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just the visual of MBS sitting in the oval is a disgrace.
But then he's hosted trash in there before.
But then he's hosted trash in there before.
Like, "healthcare plan" two weeks or actual two weeks?
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Like, "healthcare plan" two weeks or actual two weeks?
Drop him in a gold plated room and he won't even realize it's prison.
Let him make calls on a Fisher-Price phone.
Let him make calls on a Fisher-Price phone.
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Drop him in a gold plated room and he won't even realize it's prison.
Let him make calls on a Fisher-Price phone.
Let him make calls on a Fisher-Price phone.
The ones who are still *alive* are laughing.
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The ones who are still *alive* are laughing.
Did Bone Saw even gift him a 747 or was this just a kindness?
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Did Bone Saw even gift him a 747 or was this just a kindness?
Love that film. I use this line often and absolutely no one ever gets it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Love that film. I use this line often and absolutely no one ever gets it.
Nuh-uh, Marge. Not buying that apology.
a close up of a vehicle with the words i find that answer vague and unconvincing .
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November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Nuh-uh, Marge. Not buying that apology.
"Just pasturing through, officer PASSING I MEANT PASSING THROUGH"
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Just pasturing through, officer PASSING I MEANT PASSING THROUGH"
I hope a condition of the settlement is that Air Force One will be officially known as Trans Force One.
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I hope a condition of the settlement is that Air Force One will be officially known as Trans Force One.
L.A. is a strange and wonderful place
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
L.A. is a strange and wonderful place
Just look at all those compact cars and minivans and pickups all modified to cleverly conceal cattle! Its an oUTrAgE!!
CBP must have sent all their best and brightest to kidnap people.
CBP must have sent all their best and brightest to kidnap people.
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just look at all those compact cars and minivans and pickups all modified to cleverly conceal cattle! Its an oUTrAgE!!
CBP must have sent all their best and brightest to kidnap people.
CBP must have sent all their best and brightest to kidnap people.
Checks game score
a man in a gas mask is sitting in a car with the words mediocre written on the bottom .
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November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Checks game score
Flip side...
"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"
"No. I only add and subtract."
"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"
"No. I only add and subtract."
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Flip side...
"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"
"No. I only add and subtract."
"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"
"No. I only add and subtract."
What do you mean, "your pacemaker requires the purchase of an extended warranty"?
And why do you need to check with your manager?
And why do you need to check with your manager?
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What do you mean, "your pacemaker requires the purchase of an extended warranty"?
And why do you need to check with your manager?
And why do you need to check with your manager?
They always seem friendly right before they get all shooty-stabby.
a close up of a man 's face in a blurry photo
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November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
They always seem friendly right before they get all shooty-stabby.