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Ben Kenobi's Beard
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Inventor of Snarcasm™
Quoter of films
Driver of Hatchbacks
Razor denier, hat enthusiast, and world's most easily-defeated Bond villain Clay Higgins?
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Easy reply
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just the visual of MBS sitting in the oval is a disgrace.

But then he's hosted trash in there before.
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Love that film. I use this line often and absolutely no one ever gets it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Just pasturing through, officer PASSING I MEANT PASSING THROUGH"
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
L.A. is a strange and wonderful place
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just look at all those compact cars and minivans and pickups all modified to cleverly conceal cattle! Its an oUTrAgE!!

CBP must have sent all their best and brightest to kidnap people.
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Megyn R Kelly, you chose poorly
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
HIT THE ROAD
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I just hope they don't deny them access to their 24th century shopping carts.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Let's do this yesterday
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Back...and to the left...
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There were SIGNS
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
[looks expectantly at CA]
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
California says hi, Caroline
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
War is hell.
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Pakleds are also pro-Cuomo

"HE MAKES STUFF GO AND THINGS!"
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just assumed Welsh is the official language now
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Trump is Shooter McGavin
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Or if you like Vietnamese noodles, no...
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This has never been more true:
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM