Let the record show that if I have a kid, I intend to set them outside daily when they are a baby with seeds scattered around them so by the time they're a toddler, several flocks of birds follow him or her at all times

Anyone else miss playing dodgeball at PE or just me?

If I were in Star Trek and the guy in charge of naming ships, I'd name one, "Riker's Beard."

USS Riker's Beard 😎

In the unlikely event that I have kids, I plan on walking with them when they're young and point out people saying, "This is a human 🙂."

But then I'll select a person at random to start to point at and say the same, but then stop and back away. Thus I will gaslight them to believe in lizard people.

I need a musical about superheroes where the villain can't sing or sings horribly but kills the superheroes because he spent all his time training instead of practicing singing like the superheroes

If I were a Star Trek character, I'd prank my superior officers by beaming their 💩 back into them after they use the head, trapping them in an endless loop of bathroom trips.

I still think about this message from my biochemistry class group chat sometimes.

I don't understand why more (Christian) Asian parents name their sons Luke, they want them to be doctors right?

#AsianParenting
#Christianity

I created a Truth Social account out of curiosity.

At least for DJTs posts, the majority of replies are "memes" like the attached.

Puzzling. I thought there'd be a huge amount of comments from ordinary Joe supporters and I was looking forward to reading their thoughts.