I would like one of the OG laptop fellas to sit me down and show me what I am watching and why my eyes are telling my brain that we are playing shite as it is like a glitch in the matrix.

Not kittens / jurgen.

Yes this is probably completely correct. There is something in that sort of expected result / peril / kittens chaos that has warped our brains / my brain

Fucking might give him a lift to Madrid.

Hey there you with the sad face, come back to my place and live it up!

It’s gone up a notch from mobile home to actual home

Can a leech bite you?

My bird has just told me she is going to kill me in cold blood if I carry on like today so that’s good. Something to look forward to. A blessed relief