Benjani
@benjanijohnson.bsky.social
Don’t want to play for us no more? Off you pop. More interested to see what the reds do to replace him. Do we re-jig the midfield options?
May 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Don’t want to play for us no more? Off you pop. More interested to see what the reds do to replace him. Do we re-jig the midfield options?
Little bit of the bubbly and match of the day. What a few days. As good as we could have ever have dreamt. It won’t get better than yesterday. That Champions roar on 70 was unreal.
April 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Little bit of the bubbly and match of the day. What a few days. As good as we could have ever have dreamt. It won’t get better than yesterday. That Champions roar on 70 was unreal.
Not saying I’m going to be emotional on Sunday or that, but I’ve just welled up watching the end of my cousin Vinny, so you know.
April 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Not saying I’m going to be emotional on Sunday or that, but I’ve just welled up watching the end of my cousin Vinny, so you know.
Liverpool are ultimately really odd to watch. Like I watched that and didn’t think we played well but statistically the chances of us winning were huge based on the actual events of the match. Weirdo’s going to win the league.
April 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Liverpool are ultimately really odd to watch. Like I watched that and didn’t think we played well but statistically the chances of us winning were huge based on the actual events of the match. Weirdo’s going to win the league.
Would quite like Liverpool to stop fucking messing about
April 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Would quite like Liverpool to stop fucking messing about
Easter Sunday becomes as perilous a day since Jesus was hiding in a cave. Reds win tomorrow, and Ipswich are winning against Arsenal? Are they? Christ. Might have to do a roast on Easter Saturday. The lord has risen early guys.
April 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Easter Sunday becomes as perilous a day since Jesus was hiding in a cave. Reds win tomorrow, and Ipswich are winning against Arsenal? Are they? Christ. Might have to do a roast on Easter Saturday. The lord has risen early guys.
You can’t give shit goals away and expect to get away with it. At least there was some bollocks and some momentum at the end.
April 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You can’t give shit goals away and expect to get away with it. At least there was some bollocks and some momentum at the end.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha scruffs
April 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha scruffs
The positives of never needing to hear the scouser in our team again vastly outweighs him getting off. It’s not even close. I’d shake your hand on him signing for united.
March 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The positives of never needing to hear the scouser in our team again vastly outweighs him getting off. It’s not even close. I’d shake your hand on him signing for united.
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Hey there you with the sad face, come back to my place and live it up!
March 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hey there you with the sad face, come back to my place and live it up!
I’ve heard your bus feels sorry for itself and hasn’t got disco lights
March 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’ve heard your bus feels sorry for itself and hasn’t got disco lights
Anyone want to buy a league winning caravan?
March 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Anyone want to buy a league winning caravan?
Any super brains want to tell me the likely day of the Leicester game and the likelihood of the reds winning it against them?
February 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Any super brains want to tell me the likely day of the Leicester game and the likelihood of the reds winning it against them?
Monday Ben is going to be upset with Sunday Ben
February 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Monday Ben is going to be upset with Sunday Ben
Tomorrow feels like a huge opportunity rather than a diddle. And Wednesday kicking off 45 minutes later than arsenal feels like a something.
February 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Tomorrow feels like a huge opportunity rather than a diddle. And Wednesday kicking off 45 minutes later than arsenal feels like a something.
The reds were great in a difficult away. Can’t account for shite finishing. I think the reds out point arsenal from here on in. That’s all that really matters.
Aston Villa 2 (0.7)-(2.3) 2 Liverpool
This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League
This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League
February 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The reds were great in a difficult away. Can’t account for shite finishing. I think the reds out point arsenal from here on in. That’s all that really matters.
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Aston Villa 2 (0.7)-(2.3) 2 Liverpool
This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League
This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League
February 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Aston Villa 2 (0.7)-(2.3) 2 Liverpool
This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League
This is the third time this season that Liverpool have beaten their opponent by at least 1.5 xG and failed to win in the Premier League
Cunha is a player. Would sign him tomorrow.
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cunha is a player. Would sign him tomorrow.
Honest to god. Headache, light of breath, possible heart attack / panic attack. Up the fucking reds. 9 more wins. Ref was a fat wap
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Honest to god. Headache, light of breath, possible heart attack / panic attack. Up the fucking reds. 9 more wins. Ref was a fat wap
I’m not sure I’m cut out for this carry on.
February 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m not sure I’m cut out for this carry on.
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#LFC most points after 24 league games (converting 2 points for a win to 3)
70 2019/20 (Klopp)
62 1987/88 (Dalglish)
61 2018/19 (Klopp)
57 2024/25 ARNE SLOT
57 1978/79 (Paisley)
54 2023/24 (Klopp)
54 2021/22 (Klopp)
54 1990/91 (Dalglish)
53 1982/83 (Paisley)
70 2019/20 (Klopp)
62 1987/88 (Dalglish)
61 2018/19 (Klopp)
57 2024/25 ARNE SLOT
57 1978/79 (Paisley)
54 2023/24 (Klopp)
54 2021/22 (Klopp)
54 1990/91 (Dalglish)
53 1982/83 (Paisley)
February 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
#LFC most points after 24 league games (converting 2 points for a win to 3)
70 2019/20 (Klopp)
62 1987/88 (Dalglish)
61 2018/19 (Klopp)
57 2024/25 ARNE SLOT
57 1978/79 (Paisley)
54 2023/24 (Klopp)
54 2021/22 (Klopp)
54 1990/91 (Dalglish)
53 1982/83 (Paisley)
70 2019/20 (Klopp)
62 1987/88 (Dalglish)
61 2018/19 (Klopp)
57 2024/25 ARNE SLOT
57 1978/79 (Paisley)
54 2023/24 (Klopp)
54 2021/22 (Klopp)
54 1990/91 (Dalglish)
53 1982/83 (Paisley)
Love Curtis. Hope he has found that big fucking crab in the changies and is still punching his fucking head off. Never seen someone so misplaced in their celebrations. You drew you dopey cunt.
February 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Love Curtis. Hope he has found that big fucking crab in the changies and is still punching his fucking head off. Never seen someone so misplaced in their celebrations. You drew you dopey cunt.
I think Newcastle was worse. Same game. I’m increasingly alright with it.
February 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I think Newcastle was worse. Same game. I’m increasingly alright with it.
County road will currently be like Hamsterdam from the wire.
February 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
County road will currently be like Hamsterdam from the wire.
Liverpool need to stop getting dragged into shite. These will be knackered on 70. Move the fucking ball.
February 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Liverpool need to stop getting dragged into shite. These will be knackered on 70. Move the fucking ball.