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Benjamin Bailey
@benjaminbailey.bsky.social
I write stuff and make stupid pictures of dumb things. Comics, heavy music, Godzilla, and the such.
My 9 year-old said he is moving out and getting his own place. I came downstairs to find this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Fuck everything and everybody,
Hypocrites and all the fakes,
Leaches and the followers,
Best to stay out of my way,
Out of my face,
Out of my way,
So many times you crossed my path,
With clenched fists I made my way,
Force fed so many lies,
You can't get ahold of me
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Taking my daughter to see the new Wicked (pray for me).

She insisted I dress in theme. Closest thing I have are these wicked green Madsteez x Nike collabs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I hope Pterodactyl Shitstorm is real and that I can buy their record.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Grimace is a fucking cop
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m not familiar with this edition but it looks rad.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My favorite thing about Destoroyah is that he has giant butthole in the middle of his chest.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I made this one if you don’t like the swears.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What exactly is Megyn trying to prove with this statement?
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you see this, post your bird art!
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful…
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Everywhere I go, I see something that reminds me of him. #godzilla
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
He’s a monster but I love him.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Pretty good
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
HBO filed a claim against my kids shirt. What the fuck?
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
October 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
He’s just pondering the horrors of the unknown, I guess
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Found this in my 8-year-old’s room.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m a fucking fraud
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
October 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM