Benjamin Bailey
@benjaminbailey.bsky.social
I write stuff and make stupid pictures of dumb things. Comics, heavy music, Godzilla, and the such.
My 9 year-old said he is moving out and getting his own place. I came downstairs to find this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My 9 year-old said he is moving out and getting his own place. I came downstairs to find this.
Fuck everything and everybody,
Hypocrites and all the fakes,
Leaches and the followers,
Best to stay out of my way,
Out of my face,
Out of my way,
So many times you crossed my path,
With clenched fists I made my way,
Force fed so many lies,
You can't get ahold of me
Hypocrites and all the fakes,
Leaches and the followers,
Best to stay out of my way,
Out of my face,
Out of my way,
So many times you crossed my path,
With clenched fists I made my way,
Force fed so many lies,
You can't get ahold of me
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Fuck everything and everybody,
Hypocrites and all the fakes,
Leaches and the followers,
Best to stay out of my way,
Out of my face,
Out of my way,
So many times you crossed my path,
With clenched fists I made my way,
Force fed so many lies,
You can't get ahold of me
Hypocrites and all the fakes,
Leaches and the followers,
Best to stay out of my way,
Out of my face,
Out of my way,
So many times you crossed my path,
With clenched fists I made my way,
Force fed so many lies,
You can't get ahold of me
Taking my daughter to see the new Wicked (pray for me).
She insisted I dress in theme. Closest thing I have are these wicked green Madsteez x Nike collabs.
She insisted I dress in theme. Closest thing I have are these wicked green Madsteez x Nike collabs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Taking my daughter to see the new Wicked (pray for me).
She insisted I dress in theme. Closest thing I have are these wicked green Madsteez x Nike collabs.
She insisted I dress in theme. Closest thing I have are these wicked green Madsteez x Nike collabs.
I hope Pterodactyl Shitstorm is real and that I can buy their record.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I hope Pterodactyl Shitstorm is real and that I can buy their record.
Grimace is a fucking cop
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Grimace is a fucking cop
I’m not familiar with this edition but it looks rad.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m not familiar with this edition but it looks rad.
My favorite thing about Destoroyah is that he has giant butthole in the middle of his chest.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My favorite thing about Destoroyah is that he has giant butthole in the middle of his chest.
I made this one if you don’t like the swears.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I made this one if you don’t like the swears.
What exactly is Megyn trying to prove with this statement?
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
What exactly is Megyn trying to prove with this statement?
If you see this, post your bird art!
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you see this, post your bird art!
Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful…
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful…
He’s a monster but I love him.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
He’s a monster but I love him.
HBO filed a claim against my kids shirt. What the fuck?
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
HBO filed a claim against my kids shirt. What the fuck?
He’s just pondering the horrors of the unknown, I guess
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
He’s just pondering the horrors of the unknown, I guess
Found this in my 8-year-old’s room.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Found this in my 8-year-old’s room.
I’m a fucking fraud
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m a fucking fraud
