Benjamin Bailey
@benjaminbailey.bsky.social
I write stuff and make stupid pictures of dumb things. Comics, heavy music, Godzilla, and the such.
Quick question, is it possible to not cut yourself when grating cheese?
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Quick question, is it possible to not cut yourself when grating cheese?
You tell 'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You tell 'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me, Charlie Brown
Every species can smell its own extinction, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Every species can smell its own extinction, Charlie Brown
My 9 year-old said he is moving out and getting his own place. I came downstairs to find this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My 9 year-old said he is moving out and getting his own place. I came downstairs to find this.
Fuck everything and everybody,
Hypocrites and all the fakes,
Leaches and the followers,
Best to stay out of my way,
Out of my face,
Out of my way,
So many times you crossed my path,
With clenched fists I made my way,
Force fed so many lies,
You can't get ahold of me
Hypocrites and all the fakes,
Leaches and the followers,
Best to stay out of my way,
Out of my face,
Out of my way,
So many times you crossed my path,
With clenched fists I made my way,
Force fed so many lies,
You can't get ahold of me
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Fuck everything and everybody,
Hypocrites and all the fakes,
Leaches and the followers,
Best to stay out of my way,
Out of my face,
Out of my way,
So many times you crossed my path,
With clenched fists I made my way,
Force fed so many lies,
You can't get ahold of me
Hypocrites and all the fakes,
Leaches and the followers,
Best to stay out of my way,
Out of my face,
Out of my way,
So many times you crossed my path,
With clenched fists I made my way,
Force fed so many lies,
You can't get ahold of me
Taking my daughter to see the new Wicked (pray for me).
She insisted I dress in theme. Closest thing I have are these wicked green Madsteez x Nike collabs.
She insisted I dress in theme. Closest thing I have are these wicked green Madsteez x Nike collabs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Taking my daughter to see the new Wicked (pray for me).
She insisted I dress in theme. Closest thing I have are these wicked green Madsteez x Nike collabs.
She insisted I dress in theme. Closest thing I have are these wicked green Madsteez x Nike collabs.
Oh my god I just heard The Sam’s Club Guys killed the Costco Guys. This polarization has to STOP.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh my god I just heard The Sam’s Club Guys killed the Costco Guys. This polarization has to STOP.
I hope Pterodactyl Shitstorm is real and that I can buy their record.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I hope Pterodactyl Shitstorm is real and that I can buy their record.
Grimace is a fucking cop
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Grimace is a fucking cop
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Remy's shirt is back up for sale. At least until HBO sends us another cease & desist. destroyer.dashery.com/products/836...
Fear is the Mind Killer by Destroyer
By Remy Bailey
destroyer.dashery.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Remy's shirt is back up for sale. At least until HBO sends us another cease & desist. destroyer.dashery.com/products/836...
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here's a picture of me in that shirt
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
here's a picture of me in that shirt
Remy's shirt is back up for sale. At least until HBO sends us another cease & desist. destroyer.dashery.com/products/836...
Fear is the Mind Killer by Destroyer
By Remy Bailey
destroyer.dashery.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Remy's shirt is back up for sale. At least until HBO sends us another cease & desist. destroyer.dashery.com/products/836...
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If you're looking to find a copy of THE PEDESTRIAN Vol. 1 and can't, believe me, I share your frustration. The bad news is that your shop probably can't order it for you right now.
The good news is you can get it directly from me in my web shop:
ko-fi.com/s/e22c1a097b
The good news is you can get it directly from me in my web shop:
ko-fi.com/s/e22c1a097b
The Pedestrian Vol. 1 TPB - Joey Esposito's Ko-fi Shop
Behold, The Pedestrian! A strange visitor speedwalks into Summer City and silently changes the lives of its residents. But not all is quiet in this sl...
ko-fi.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you're looking to find a copy of THE PEDESTRIAN Vol. 1 and can't, believe me, I share your frustration. The bad news is that your shop probably can't order it for you right now.
The good news is you can get it directly from me in my web shop:
ko-fi.com/s/e22c1a097b
The good news is you can get it directly from me in my web shop:
ko-fi.com/s/e22c1a097b
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
I’m not familiar with this edition but it looks rad.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m not familiar with this edition but it looks rad.
My favorite thing about Destoroyah is that he has giant butthole in the middle of his chest.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My favorite thing about Destoroyah is that he has giant butthole in the middle of his chest.
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Love the movie Animal House but hate facists and racists? HAve I got a sweatshirt for you! destroyer.dashery.com/products/834...
ABOLISH ICE by Destroyer
Fuck them
destroyer.dashery.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Love the movie Animal House but hate facists and racists? HAve I got a sweatshirt for you! destroyer.dashery.com/products/834...
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Breaking news: High-level discussions over whether to attack Venezuela — and how — have been underway for days.
It remains unclear if President Trump has decided to pursue such an escalation.
It remains unclear if President Trump has decided to pursue such an escalation.
Trump weighs Venezuela strikes as U.S. forces prepare for attack order
High-level discussions, underway for days, have explored a variety of potential military options, people familiar with the matter said.
wapo.st
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Breaking news: High-level discussions over whether to attack Venezuela — and how — have been underway for days.
It remains unclear if President Trump has decided to pursue such an escalation.
It remains unclear if President Trump has decided to pursue such an escalation.
At this rate, we’ll be at war with Venezuela before the weekend is over. He’s running out of distractions.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
At this rate, we’ll be at war with Venezuela before the weekend is over. He’s running out of distractions.
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
