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@benitohepton.bsky.social
39 year old in London. I think I’m hilarious even if you don’t. Modern art. Books. Star Trek. Live long and prosper 🖖
Just been asked to go up to Birmingham with work for the next four days
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Just been asked to go up to Birmingham with work for the next four days
Does anyone else see Sandra Bullock?
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Does anyone else see Sandra Bullock?
Photographer asked me to pose for him whilst he tested his lighting and took this picture of me that I don’t hate
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Photographer asked me to pose for him whilst he tested his lighting and took this picture of me that I don’t hate
I watched Freakier Friday yesterday. It was great but a massive headache trying to keep up with who was who.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I watched Freakier Friday yesterday. It was great but a massive headache trying to keep up with who was who.
Do you know what’s really depressing? My life probably peaked during this Justin Bieber era
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Do you know what’s really depressing? My life probably peaked during this Justin Bieber era
My Romanian friend introduced me to Zacuscā and it’s a truly delicious spread
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My Romanian friend introduced me to Zacuscā and it’s a truly delicious spread
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
Goodbye Shirley. Goodbye Shirley Valentine 😞
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Goodbye Shirley. Goodbye Shirley Valentine 😞
A lovely evening for my mates birthday last night
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
A lovely evening for my mates birthday last night
I love the packaging design for this calculator. Look at him all suited and booted and ready to do his big boy sums.
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I love the packaging design for this calculator. Look at him all suited and booted and ready to do his big boy sums.
I find winter really hard to deal with 😐
October 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I find winter really hard to deal with 😐
Just some nice pictures of me with my parents over the weekend
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Just some nice pictures of me with my parents over the weekend
I have unfortunately caught this wonderful cold that’s been going around so have no choice but to treat myself so another few hours sleep
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I have unfortunately caught this wonderful cold that’s been going around so have no choice but to treat myself so another few hours sleep
Is anyone that owns an at home Beer Machine REALLY writing reviews as coherent as this?
October 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Is anyone that owns an at home Beer Machine REALLY writing reviews as coherent as this?
It’s been two weeks since I’ve been in my own bed and let me tell you - it’s delightful, even if I’ve got to be up again in a few hours.
October 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s been two weeks since I’ve been in my own bed and let me tell you - it’s delightful, even if I’ve got to be up again in a few hours.
Ok this one hits hard
Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
people.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ok this one hits hard
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder” is not an adage that Taylor Swift would even know exists
October 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder” is not an adage that Taylor Swift would even know exists
About to see some tits ‘n’ dicks
October 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
About to see some tits ‘n’ dicks
New tattoo on my last night in Athens
October 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
New tattoo on my last night in Athens
I’ve never watched Twilight or Game of Thrones.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’ve never watched Twilight or Game of Thrones.
Bollocks Park
Bollocks, I Shrunk the Kids
October 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bollocks Park
This holiday has been all about rocks tbf
October 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This holiday has been all about rocks tbf
I’ve decided that I would like to attempt to start dating again. Who’s on board?
October 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’ve decided that I would like to attempt to start dating again. Who’s on board?
Went to an open air theatre show last night
October 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Went to an open air theatre show last night