Guy who can't copy text from Twitter to bsky but thinks he can be president
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Guy who can't copy text from Twitter to bsky but thinks he can be president
Disturbed to learn that Americans pronounce ABBA as Ah-Bah
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Disturbed to learn that Americans pronounce ABBA as Ah-Bah
Hometown cuisine? Buddy my country doesn't even have a cuisine
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Hometown cuisine? Buddy my country doesn't even have a cuisine
A breast augmentation surgery clinic called Biggie your Smalls
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A breast augmentation surgery clinic called Biggie your Smalls
As an Australian male I'm allowed to say cunt if I'm talking about one of my friends but I can't say c--- if I'm talking about a lady
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
As an Australian male I'm allowed to say cunt if I'm talking about one of my friends but I can't say c--- if I'm talking about a lady
First they put commercials on during RedZone, and now economic data drops are presented by DoorDash
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
First they put commercials on during RedZone, and now economic data drops are presented by DoorDash
Spare me the 'why do you care about a mayoral election on the other side of the world?' takes
We're allowed to celebrate the fact that NYC just elected it's first cricket liking mayor
We're allowed to celebrate the fact that NYC just elected it's first cricket liking mayor
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Spare me the 'why do you care about a mayoral election on the other side of the world?' takes
We're allowed to celebrate the fact that NYC just elected it's first cricket liking mayor
We're allowed to celebrate the fact that NYC just elected it's first cricket liking mayor
If this peace deal doesn't hold then Trump is at minus one Nobel Prizes
October 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
If this peace deal doesn't hold then Trump is at minus one Nobel Prizes
So the Shake It Off girl has a diss track
October 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So the Shake It Off girl has a diss track
I like people who like Idles but I don't like Idles
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I like people who like Idles but I don't like Idles
Remember when Hot Fuzz came out and you were like 'ha that was a pretty good comedy'
Today I'd give my left nut for a non-IP comedy half as good as that to get a broad release
Today I'd give my left nut for a non-IP comedy half as good as that to get a broad release
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Remember when Hot Fuzz came out and you were like 'ha that was a pretty good comedy'
Today I'd give my left nut for a non-IP comedy half as good as that to get a broad release
Today I'd give my left nut for a non-IP comedy half as good as that to get a broad release
The 'big pharma are poisoning us we don't know what's in these drugs' crowd have been strangely quiet about the sudden popularity of ozempic/wegovy
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The 'big pharma are poisoning us we don't know what's in these drugs' crowd have been strangely quiet about the sudden popularity of ozempic/wegovy
I'm starting to feel like the hosts of this podcast are not as invested in this parasocial relationship as i am
September 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm starting to feel like the hosts of this podcast are not as invested in this parasocial relationship as i am
Oh so you're a Lakers fan? Well then name five littoral water craft
September 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Oh so you're a Lakers fan? Well then name five littoral water craft
My goldfish is trying so hard to be raptured. Little guy is just floating upside down at the top of his tank. Save him Jesus
September 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My goldfish is trying so hard to be raptured. Little guy is just floating upside down at the top of his tank. Save him Jesus
Coward
The big lesson for this platform from the last few days: if you don’t give people group chats they’ll post group chat material on the timeline
September 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Coward
Time to start installing seat belts at the City Ground. You're in for a wild ride
Ange Postecoglou has been appointed as manager of Nottingham Forest.
September 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Time to start installing seat belts at the City Ground. You're in for a wild ride
He liked his house when it was DOWN on the ground
He spends the movie trying to get his house DOWN next to the waterfall
And everyone finishes the movie going DOWN from the sky
WTF were pixar playing at calling it UP? We're not idiots
He spends the movie trying to get his house DOWN next to the waterfall
And everyone finishes the movie going DOWN from the sky
WTF were pixar playing at calling it UP? We're not idiots
September 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
He liked his house when it was DOWN on the ground
He spends the movie trying to get his house DOWN next to the waterfall
And everyone finishes the movie going DOWN from the sky
WTF were pixar playing at calling it UP? We're not idiots
He spends the movie trying to get his house DOWN next to the waterfall
And everyone finishes the movie going DOWN from the sky
WTF were pixar playing at calling it UP? We're not idiots
'I hope this email finds you well'
Me:
Me:
August 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
'I hope this email finds you well'
Me:
Me:
Why is no-one talking about this?
lots of hot women in the world
August 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Why is no-one talking about this?
It was the Mabo of times,
it was the vibe of times
it was the vibe of times
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It was the Mabo of times,
it was the vibe of times
it was the vibe of times
I'm fine with posters dunking on the coldplay enjoyers, but it is odd how every serious media outlet has just gone 'fuck these two people and their claims to a private life'
July 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I'm fine with posters dunking on the coldplay enjoyers, but it is odd how every serious media outlet has just gone 'fuck these two people and their claims to a private life'
I'm in the Epstein Files but they just have labelled as 'buzzkill' and 'bringing island vibe down' and 'creeping out the staff but not in the way we like' smh
July 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'm in the Epstein Files but they just have labelled as 'buzzkill' and 'bringing island vibe down' and 'creeping out the staff but not in the way we like' smh
Takeaway bibimbap and they give me a pair of chopsticks. What do you think I am a wizard? I can't spend four hours eating this
July 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Takeaway bibimbap and they give me a pair of chopsticks. What do you think I am a wizard? I can't spend four hours eating this
Ok the CWC has one redeeming quality, the trophy looks like that thing they built in the movie Contact
July 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Ok the CWC has one redeeming quality, the trophy looks like that thing they built in the movie Contact