Cheat sheet to remember the names of some shithole countries.

Get the fucking Nazi bird out of your symbolism, please. I support your cause in standing up to Russia one hundred percent but be careful about this, even sarcastically.

Two weaks in one week.

That sounds more like Trump is going to start bombing Ukraine himself.

Goes to talk to him, starts buying Russian oil in the name of the Nobel Peace prize.

It's a very unfortunate calculus, but, in the end, NATO has to maintain a higher bar for NATO members, so that other countries pursue and maintain membership. I think that's the main reason they didn't directly help Ukraine defend itself on the ground or participate in air superiority.

I'm confused. Did Biden and Zelensky invade each other?

The hat has a typo.

This happens all the time when people try to shave while hanging upside down from a bridge. Hampers their coordination and fine motor skills.

Not as long as there is a unanimity clause.

But you got yourself a little American mini-me.

Seriously, if they just arrested these exact three idiots while they're outside Russia and handed them over to the icc, this would all just end. The rest of Russia knows it has nothing to gain here. There's only one specific individual - Peskov - who would present any risk of continuing this idiocy

I'm going to give you water like nobody ever thought possible!

Actually, he probably thinks he traded Alaska to Russia in exchange for them allowing him to take Greenland from Denmark and staying in Ukraine.

He thinks he traded Alaska to Russia in exchange for them allowing him to take Greenland from Denmark and staying in Ukraine.

He traded Alaska to Russia in exchange for them allowing him to take Greenland from Denmark.

He's traded Alaska for Greenland I suppose.

But it might be dry!

Trump suddenly honors the significance of word choices... I never thought I'd see the day.