Ben Dreyfuss
@bendreyfuss.bsky.social
You don’t need to follow me just because we were mutuals on Twitter. I won’t be offended. Seems like this account is mostly me getting in dumb arguments which I wouldn’t want to read either.
CalmDownBen.com
CalmDownBen.com
Are you under the impression that I have some connection to the show Happy Days?
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Are you under the impression that I have some connection to the show Happy Days?
Josh and I defended them!
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Josh and I defended them!
I thought I’d forgotten my password but just realized it would saved in my iCloud lol
April 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I thought I’d forgotten my password but just realized it would saved in my iCloud lol
This genuinely might be the funniest screenshot I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
A dumb American user trying to impress his new friends on the chinese app by apologizing to them for nuking Japan? Beautiful.
There are so many levels to it that are funny hahaha
A dumb American user trying to impress his new friends on the chinese app by apologizing to them for nuking Japan? Beautiful.
There are so many levels to it that are funny hahaha
January 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This genuinely might be the funniest screenshot I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
A dumb American user trying to impress his new friends on the chinese app by apologizing to them for nuking Japan? Beautiful.
There are so many levels to it that are funny hahaha
A dumb American user trying to impress his new friends on the chinese app by apologizing to them for nuking Japan? Beautiful.
There are so many levels to it that are funny hahaha
This is the good shit
January 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This is the good shit
Oh no I didn’t make the random lunatic happy! Wah wah! Blow me, bitch
January 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Oh no I didn’t make the random lunatic happy! Wah wah! Blow me, bitch
As long as they cooperate, people with those sorts of mutations will be released!!! bsky.app/profile/bend...
We need to register all of them and then classify them by threat level. The weirdos with extra large feet or whatever can live happy lives but these motherfuckers who can control metal? An archer needs to have a wooden arrow pointed at their brain for the rest of their lives.
January 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
As long as they cooperate, people with those sorts of mutations will be released!!! bsky.app/profile/bend...
I’m personally willing to put up with the mutants, just as long as they’re willing to take the cure that makes them normal.
January 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I’m personally willing to put up with the mutants, just as long as they’re willing to take the cure that makes them normal.
It’s obvious that mutants aren’t the same as humans. They’re a separate species capable of shooting death rays out of their tits. No government on earth is going to consider them humans.
January 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It’s obvious that mutants aren’t the same as humans. They’re a separate species capable of shooting death rays out of their tits. No government on earth is going to consider them humans.