Bender
@bendertheoffender.bsky.social
I really enjoy spending time with my family, working on my broken down home and dreaming that I'm rich or retired.
You've sold more than me! I've sold 6. Just 6.
January 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You've sold more than me! I've sold 6. Just 6.
Do we have matching towels?
January 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Do we have matching towels?
The Beechwood is never shy to host events.
I volunteered at the special Olympics years ago and the Beechwood was nice enough to host all athletes and their sponsors and volunteers in the hotel overnight at no cost.
Wonderful location.
I volunteered at the special Olympics years ago and the Beechwood was nice enough to host all athletes and their sponsors and volunteers in the hotel overnight at no cost.
Wonderful location.
January 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Beechwood is never shy to host events.
I volunteered at the special Olympics years ago and the Beechwood was nice enough to host all athletes and their sponsors and volunteers in the hotel overnight at no cost.
Wonderful location.
I volunteered at the special Olympics years ago and the Beechwood was nice enough to host all athletes and their sponsors and volunteers in the hotel overnight at no cost.
Wonderful location.
Apple? Hmm. Interesting.
January 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Apple? Hmm. Interesting.
We're not crazy, 4.1 off the coast!!
January 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We're not crazy, 4.1 off the coast!!
Yo, felt it in southern Mass.
January 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yo, felt it in southern Mass.
Obviously we aren't talking About people.
Also this is a topic I need to maintain closely due to being a dairy farmer.
The owner of the farm is essentially paying people to genocide any birds that fly near the dairy farm.
Also this is a topic I need to maintain closely due to being a dairy farmer.
The owner of the farm is essentially paying people to genocide any birds that fly near the dairy farm.
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Obviously we aren't talking About people.
Also this is a topic I need to maintain closely due to being a dairy farmer.
The owner of the farm is essentially paying people to genocide any birds that fly near the dairy farm.
Also this is a topic I need to maintain closely due to being a dairy farmer.
The owner of the farm is essentially paying people to genocide any birds that fly near the dairy farm.
Did you not read the sarcasm at the end?
There was no gotcha. It was a poorly written sarcastic joke.
This woosh moment is now my "gotcha".
There was no gotcha. It was a poorly written sarcastic joke.
This woosh moment is now my "gotcha".
January 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Did you not read the sarcasm at the end?
There was no gotcha. It was a poorly written sarcastic joke.
This woosh moment is now my "gotcha".
There was no gotcha. It was a poorly written sarcastic joke.
This woosh moment is now my "gotcha".
Ok, let's not give the corporations this idea.
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Ok, let's not give the corporations this idea.
Oh yeah, than why don't we just cull people when they get sick!?
Checkmate!
(sarcasm is intended)
Checkmate!
(sarcasm is intended)
January 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh yeah, than why don't we just cull people when they get sick!?
Checkmate!
(sarcasm is intended)
Checkmate!
(sarcasm is intended)
How do you know so much about my wife?
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
How do you know so much about my wife?
I fully blame blockbuster.
January 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I fully blame blockbuster.
I want to be an non-interactive NPC.
January 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I want to be an non-interactive NPC.
At one point in time #adultswim got the idea to replay these at like midnight. The nostalgia was nice.
January 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
At one point in time #adultswim got the idea to replay these at like midnight. The nostalgia was nice.