Bender
@bendertheoffender.bsky.social
I really enjoy spending time with my family, working on my broken down home and dreaming that I'm rich or retired.
One time on a post it said "The World has liked your post!"
I thought I went viral!
It was some guy named the world.... He liked my post.
#bluesky
I thought I went viral!
It was some guy named the world.... He liked my post.
#bluesky
January 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
One time on a post it said "The World has liked your post!"
I thought I went viral!
It was some guy named the world.... He liked my post.
#bluesky
I thought I went viral!
It was some guy named the world.... He liked my post.
#bluesky
Seconds after I took this picture we received a phone call a car drove through my parents house.
Maybe they got distracted by the sky too?
#bluesky #photography #photo #nature #pinksky #landscape #newhampshire #whitemountains #mountains #trees
Maybe they got distracted by the sky too?
#bluesky #photography #photo #nature #pinksky #landscape #newhampshire #whitemountains #mountains #trees
January 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Seconds after I took this picture we received a phone call a car drove through my parents house.
Maybe they got distracted by the sky too?
#bluesky #photography #photo #nature #pinksky #landscape #newhampshire #whitemountains #mountains #trees
Maybe they got distracted by the sky too?
#bluesky #photography #photo #nature #pinksky #landscape #newhampshire #whitemountains #mountains #trees
Woah, Earthquake in New England.
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Woah, Earthquake in New England.
#shrinkflation is getting out of control. Left is 6 dollars right is 12.
#bluesky #inflation #walmart #sad #ripoff
#bluesky #inflation #walmart #sad #ripoff
January 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
#shrinkflation is getting out of control. Left is 6 dollars right is 12.
#bluesky #inflation #walmart #sad #ripoff
#bluesky #inflation #walmart #sad #ripoff
This old man thinks he's people.
#olddog #funnyanimals #photography #animalphoto
#mixedbreed #dog #pets
#olddog #funnyanimals #photography #animalphoto
#mixedbreed #dog #pets
January 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This old man thinks he's people.
#olddog #funnyanimals #photography #animalphoto
#mixedbreed #dog #pets
#olddog #funnyanimals #photography #animalphoto
#mixedbreed #dog #pets
A winters sky over the schuylkill river. One of the lasts sights we saw leaving Philly.
#Philly #Philadelphia #photos #river #landscape #schuylkillriver #photography #nature #purplesky #bluesky
#Philly #Philadelphia #photos #river #landscape #schuylkillriver #photography #nature #purplesky #bluesky
January 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A winters sky over the schuylkill river. One of the lasts sights we saw leaving Philly.
#Philly #Philadelphia #photos #river #landscape #schuylkillriver #photography #nature #purplesky #bluesky
#Philly #Philadelphia #photos #river #landscape #schuylkillriver #photography #nature #purplesky #bluesky
Well it's not a #bluesky but I still think it's pretty great.
#photography #sky #sailorsdelight #landscape #photo #pinksky
#photography #sky #sailorsdelight #landscape #photo #pinksky
January 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Well it's not a #bluesky but I still think it's pretty great.
#photography #sky #sailorsdelight #landscape #photo #pinksky
#photography #sky #sailorsdelight #landscape #photo #pinksky
#showerthoughts #questions
Someone looked at a cow and thought "I can drink you"
Someone looked at a fish and said "You'd be good raw."
Someone saw my dad and said "I'll have kids with that!"
What I'm trying to say is, even dumb ideas can have great outcomes.
Someone looked at a cow and thought "I can drink you"
Someone looked at a fish and said "You'd be good raw."
Someone saw my dad and said "I'll have kids with that!"
What I'm trying to say is, even dumb ideas can have great outcomes.
January 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#showerthoughts #questions
Someone looked at a cow and thought "I can drink you"
Someone looked at a fish and said "You'd be good raw."
Someone saw my dad and said "I'll have kids with that!"
What I'm trying to say is, even dumb ideas can have great outcomes.
Someone looked at a cow and thought "I can drink you"
Someone looked at a fish and said "You'd be good raw."
Someone saw my dad and said "I'll have kids with that!"
What I'm trying to say is, even dumb ideas can have great outcomes.
I think these are the two best photos of landscape that I have taken.
Old Orchard Beach, Maine
#bluesky #photography #photos #beach #newengland #summer #maine
Old Orchard Beach, Maine
#bluesky #photography #photos #beach #newengland #summer #maine
January 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think these are the two best photos of landscape that I have taken.
Old Orchard Beach, Maine
#bluesky #photography #photos #beach #newengland #summer #maine
Old Orchard Beach, Maine
#bluesky #photography #photos #beach #newengland #summer #maine
You're insane if you like roller coasters over 25!!
January 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You're insane if you like roller coasters over 25!!
Good morning,
A tree fell on my driveway today. It smells wonderful.
A tree fell on my driveway today. It smells wonderful.
December 5, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Good morning,
A tree fell on my driveway today. It smells wonderful.
A tree fell on my driveway today. It smells wonderful.
#steamdeck plays #dofus wonderfully. It even outlasted my gaming buddy.
December 4, 2024 at 4:05 PM
#steamdeck plays #dofus wonderfully. It even outlasted my gaming buddy.
My wife's affectionate nickname for me is "Goon"
December 2, 2024 at 8:03 PM
My wife's affectionate nickname for me is "Goon"
Three freaking times.
That's how many times my 3 year old woke up to tell me about the Penguins of Madagascar.
A movie which he has not seen in 4+ months.
I just want some freaking sleep!
That's how many times my 3 year old woke up to tell me about the Penguins of Madagascar.
A movie which he has not seen in 4+ months.
I just want some freaking sleep!
December 2, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Three freaking times.
That's how many times my 3 year old woke up to tell me about the Penguins of Madagascar.
A movie which he has not seen in 4+ months.
I just want some freaking sleep!
That's how many times my 3 year old woke up to tell me about the Penguins of Madagascar.
A movie which he has not seen in 4+ months.
I just want some freaking sleep!
I really enjoy playing video games with my wife.
Now if only I could get her to play Path of Exile 2 so we can ignore our responsibilities together.
Now if only I could get her to play Path of Exile 2 so we can ignore our responsibilities together.
December 2, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I really enjoy playing video games with my wife.
Now if only I could get her to play Path of Exile 2 so we can ignore our responsibilities together.
Now if only I could get her to play Path of Exile 2 so we can ignore our responsibilities together.
Thank God Thanksgiving weekend is over. If I had to spend one more minute with the extended family I may have jumped out of the window with the kids and wife and booked it.
December 1, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Thank God Thanksgiving weekend is over. If I had to spend one more minute with the extended family I may have jumped out of the window with the kids and wife and booked it.
Every Sunday I go to the local grocery, get bagels on sale for the whole family and than everyone gets together to eat bagels.
December 1, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Every Sunday I go to the local grocery, get bagels on sale for the whole family and than everyone gets together to eat bagels.
Why is no one excited to host #thanksgiving this year?
November 25, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Why is no one excited to host #thanksgiving this year?
Mechanic says I need a carb cleaning. This guy ALWAYS finds something wrong.
Starting to think he's giving me the run around.
Starting to think he's giving me the run around.
November 24, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Mechanic says I need a carb cleaning. This guy ALWAYS finds something wrong.
Starting to think he's giving me the run around.
Starting to think he's giving me the run around.
Does anyone else look in the mirror and go "Woah! Who the hell is that!?"
November 23, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Does anyone else look in the mirror and go "Woah! Who the hell is that!?"
I like that blue sky asks me to confirm that I want to cancel a draft.
"Are you sure you never want anyone to witness this garbage you wrote?"
I can't click discard quick enough!
"Are you sure you never want anyone to witness this garbage you wrote?"
I can't click discard quick enough!
November 23, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I like that blue sky asks me to confirm that I want to cancel a draft.
"Are you sure you never want anyone to witness this garbage you wrote?"
I can't click discard quick enough!
"Are you sure you never want anyone to witness this garbage you wrote?"
I can't click discard quick enough!
It's so dark outside. Did the sun forget to wake up?
November 22, 2024 at 11:51 AM
It's so dark outside. Did the sun forget to wake up?