@bendawson.bsky.social
Dad, accountant, Minnesotan, stupidly competitive.
Targeted advertising for people who think we need to be in the office more than once a week.
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Targeted advertising for people who think we need to be in the office more than once a week.
The children long for the mines.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The children long for the mines.
He’d like to talk to you about your expense report.
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
He’d like to talk to you about your expense report.
Cats can feel ennui?
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Cats can feel ennui?
Not bad, but why not
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not bad, but why not
Slightly foggy in Saint Paul this morning.
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Slightly foggy in Saint Paul this morning.
Ahhhhhhhhh.
Thanks, Minnesota. It's good to be home.
Thanks, Minnesota. It's good to be home.
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh.
Thanks, Minnesota. It's good to be home.
Thanks, Minnesota. It's good to be home.
The Newfound Gap: not named for @hardywallbanger.bsky.social’s mom.
October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Newfound Gap: not named for @hardywallbanger.bsky.social’s mom.
I can’t believe Nebraska lost even though @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social wore his lucky outfit.
October 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I can’t believe Nebraska lost even though @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social wore his lucky outfit.
We just need to get these boys some Malört and watch their chubby souls leave their bodies.
October 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We just need to get these boys some Malört and watch their chubby souls leave their bodies.
Fuck you, adobe. It’s a 990. I need to read the whole thing and not some summary that’s about 30% accurate.
September 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Fuck you, adobe. It’s a 990. I need to read the whole thing and not some summary that’s about 30% accurate.
A good lunch box is important. I recommend getting one that requires you to stretch before lifting when it’s full.
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A good lunch box is important. I recommend getting one that requires you to stretch before lifting when it’s full.
Folks. I finally made it.
I have a non-goalie.
I have a non-goalie.
September 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Folks. I finally made it.
I have a non-goalie.
I have a non-goalie.
I have another pair of games this afternoon for a different kid (her first playing 6U, and the boy has been trying to run onto the field to help.
September 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have another pair of games this afternoon for a different kid (her first playing 6U, and the boy has been trying to run onto the field to help.
Anyway, we are back on our bullshit.
September 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Anyway, we are back on our bullshit.
I am too old. My brain does not comprehend a STMA flag flying in Eden Prairie’s stadium.
September 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I am too old. My brain does not comprehend a STMA flag flying in Eden Prairie’s stadium.
🎶ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS!🎶
September 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🎶ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS!🎶
The boy’s doctors office has ancient knowledge!
September 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The boy’s doctors office has ancient knowledge!
I’m a loving and concerned parent.
September 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m a loving and concerned parent.
Hello friends.
August 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hello friends.
I’ve now survived 2 years of having a boy. They really do have the survival instincts of a lemming.
August 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve now survived 2 years of having a boy. They really do have the survival instincts of a lemming.