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Bencompetence
@bencompetence.bsky.social
Professional GM, Lifelong Nerd, and Passionate Storyteller.

My GMing: https://startplaying.games/gm/bencompetence
Erotic Audio Stories: https://bsky.app/profile/calebpyre.bsky.social
The bill that releases the Epstein Files has two separate caveats that allows the White House to redact information without justifying it to the public.

I don’t think this will result in a win.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Please enjoy my humble efforts towards answering the age-old question: What would a trans-friendly Seinfeld conversation sound like?
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jeff the Shark has been arrested for Tiny Fish Crimes.

#MarvelRivals #DareDevil #JeffTheShark
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is the most immediately a scratcher has ever taught me the folly of gambling.
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Now, if I could suggest a holiday outfit...
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Best compliment I’ve received as a storyteller in a long time. I am absolutely on cloud nine about this. 💜
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You can ride your Digimon in the latest game. And I’m a secret agent girlie riding the bicep of my lion man.

The ideal.
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Welp. Officially signed up for one of the biggest Grand Archive tournaments. Time to go give it my all.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I love her.

#Borderlands
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just took a test on how well I can learn/remember the face of someone I just met.

Scored significantly below the average and in the bottom 10%.

Ah, yup…. Yup, I have a real medical condition. What a surprising thing to learn about yourself at almost 40!
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Absolutely overjoyed with this art of my D&D Halloween-Event Villainess, Lady Helena Grimmstone!

@hunnybe4r.bsky.social did a truly incredible job conveying her malice, ego, cruelty and charm. I love her so much and am going to be working with him.

COMMISSION THAT VISIONARY!
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is what it feels like every time twitter sees the world building and decided that the day’s topic will be “Is random guy playing tabletop games wrong?”
October 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
True GMing rule I have: “The Tommy Lee Jones Rule”.

If you’re arguing for a boon/ruling/exception where this image feels like a suitable response, I am within my rights to kill the discussion without further debate and move on.

Useful for things like “The Peasant Cannon”. 😁
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Wife got me an acorn necklace!!!!

I’m so happy. Good gender feelings.
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I got the Torgue cosmetic for Harlowe. Life is complete. 💜🥰
October 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Another day celebrating Gravity Wife.

#Borderlands
October 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Very little gives me more joy than running the Mr. Torgue blog. I've been doing it for over 13 years now. 💜

@borderlands.2k.com #borderlands
October 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Cordelia Cupp is absolutely one of the best “quirky superdetectives” we’ve had in a long time. It breaks my heart that The Residence only got one season, but PLEASE go watch it.

For fans of murder mysteries, it’s genuinely phenomenal.
October 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Meet Cocaine Hamster.
October 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
As Mr. Torgue’s #1 fan, I’ve written something to address his absence from the 4th @borderlands.2k.com game.
October 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
….. no.
Fucking.
Way.
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Behold! A wife!

#Borderlands
October 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This crow was doing an impression of… something? A woodpecker? Unsure.

Anyway, check out this weird bird I saw.
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I want to do a two-hour video essay on how much I love this Echo Log.

It represents a lot of positive things in the game industry, and it makes me happy. 💜
September 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My Harlowe-Torgue build just found the greatest gun of all time, and it’s a BLUE.

To be honest: I had serious reservations about the “licensed parts” system, but I am a believer now. This absolutely makes the loot-hunt the best it has ever been.

All love to @borderlands.2k.com #Borderlands
September 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM