Me too! Though I've heard it takes place in somewhere called 'outside my apartment' and it all sounds a bit strange to me

I've never finished reading the whole card but I'm pretty sure it also forces the opponent to go get you a Pepsi

Let me be the first to say: oof

I love your stuff but man, this might be the hardest I've laughed at any of your material

I think that's a good choice. Vonnegut is also a candidate - maybe God Bless You, Mr Rosewater or Slaughterhouse-Five.

Thank you so much for thinking of me 😊

Ah, I only ever did Japanese to English sadly!

I've never read Homestuck, but interestingly this is how I feel about The Locked Tomb series, whose author wrote HS fanfic and which is widely regarded by those in the know to share considerable DNA with HS.

I've seen speculation that it's TMNT, which would not fit the bill for me. I think only Dune would excite me at this point.

"What did it cost you?"
[Sad rotor noises]

Same. There's surely some bug here.

Hard same. This is my fave: youtu.be/UGiJ8XxmtWU?...

Once you've forced your brain through the torturous loops required to make transphobia make any kind of sense, it essentially becomes a sort of thin paste

Gaea's Touch feels like cheating for the right deck.