Bench (Ben Kaestner-Frenchman)
benchkf.bsky.social
Bench (Ben Kaestner-Frenchman)
@benchkf.bsky.social
Currently-freelance Narrative Designer looking for a new role. I do names & flavour text for Magic the Gathering and Disney Lorcana. BAFTA Connect member.
I decided I would like to become extremely rich, so to that end I have taken the most objectively reliable path to wealth and started selling stickers on Etsy. All hand-drawn, absolutely no AI whatsoever. Feel free to take a look, like and share! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Osca...
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Weapon of choice:
August 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Describe your favourite movie in the most misleading way possible:

Language barrier impacts the ability of immigrants to teach their students effectively
June 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Emailed my MP. Please, please, please do the same.
April 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
So true. Reminds me of this classic:
April 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I decided that I might want to make a point and click adventure game, so I started experimenting with making pixel art. Well, let me tell you folks, making pixel art is FUN and ADDICTIVE. Here's my first piece!
April 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We did it, we broke Stanng, Echo Warrior
March 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
January 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Artist: and we'll have cartoons of all the STIs
Sexual health clinic: Yep, I like it
Artist: and they'll look like monsters
Clinic: Yep, sounds good
Artist: Except chlamydia. That one's sexy.
Clinic: Y- wait what
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's time to accept that whoever named echidnas fucked up
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Did you know that it used to be traditional to depict St Mark writing his gospel with his pal, a lion?
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When your gum is bad
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
They're right about this, at least. That is basically what I said (bird farting noises)
January 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Here's an interesting example using whole tokens. It can 'see' enough to get human from the end of the list and put it with the other primates, but because it has no imagination or knowledge of any kind it can't see that tangerine, carrot and tiger are orange things. It just says tiger is a mistake.
December 21, 2024 at 9:19 PM
December 9, 2024 at 11:13 AM
I got 'dead' and 'dead'.
November 26, 2024 at 9:44 AM
I had a couple of goes
October 24, 2024 at 2:08 PM
🥳🥳🥳
September 5, 2024 at 2:54 PM