Ben
@benbartlett.bsky.social
Aging nerd, office drone and recovering librarian. TTRPGs, retrofuturism, gushing about Pratchett and increasingly radicalised political takes.
Please ignore my bad posts, unless they made you mad, in which case know that I meant every word.
Please ignore my bad posts, unless they made you mad, in which case know that I meant every word.
Anyway sorry for brain dumping but I had to share this shit. Please give me a black comedy action dramedy biopic about him immediately
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Anyway sorry for brain dumping but I had to share this shit. Please give me a black comedy action dramedy biopic about him immediately
And most importantly: a guy called Frank Dux stole a lot of his BS stories for himself, along with stories about being recruited by the CIA as a secret Karate spy. He then convinced a Hollywood producer to make a film about his life. That film? Bloodsport.
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
And most importantly: a guy called Frank Dux stole a lot of his BS stories for himself, along with stories about being recruited by the CIA as a secret Karate spy. He then convinced a Hollywood producer to make a film about his life. That film? Bloodsport.
Fell into an internet hole recently of martial arts frauds and have become obsessed with this guy. Count Dante was a legit early pioneer of Karate in America, one of the first to teach it to African-Americans, a mobbed-up abusive piece of shit and a key figure in the Chicago Dojo Wars of the 60s.
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fell into an internet hole recently of martial arts frauds and have become obsessed with this guy. Count Dante was a legit early pioneer of Karate in America, one of the first to teach it to African-Americans, a mobbed-up abusive piece of shit and a key figure in the Chicago Dojo Wars of the 60s.
Turns out there's a very good reason the cap guy is trying to hide his face from the camera
October 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Turns out there's a very good reason the cap guy is trying to hide his face from the camera
Starting to suspect that MrBeast might actually be a long-running gag being perpetrated on us by Charlie Brooker
September 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Starting to suspect that MrBeast might actually be a long-running gag being perpetrated on us by Charlie Brooker
Hey do you guys wanna see the most cursed fucking thing you've ever seen in your life? No? Well fuck you look at this anyway
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hey do you guys wanna see the most cursed fucking thing you've ever seen in your life? No? Well fuck you look at this anyway
Finding out I can look up my BlueSky gamerscore is going to be absolutely atrocious for my mental health
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Finding out I can look up my BlueSky gamerscore is going to be absolutely atrocious for my mental health
Feels like I'm tempting fate by saying this, but I'm not super scared of an ascendant right-wing debate bro who, at any moment, may have to leave to go accompany Merry and Pippin to Isengard
September 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Feels like I'm tempting fate by saying this, but I'm not super scared of an ascendant right-wing debate bro who, at any moment, may have to leave to go accompany Merry and Pippin to Isengard
Me the first time I see a protest sign that looks a little too Wooferendum-coded
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Me the first time I see a protest sign that looks a little too Wooferendum-coded
This part was absolutely incredible. "I am a vibe coder, I harness the power of AI to 10x my skills and productivity, I am the future of AI/human interaction, I am so unskilled I cannot even be trusted to look up Youtube tutorials on my own"
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This part was absolutely incredible. "I am a vibe coder, I harness the power of AI to 10x my skills and productivity, I am the future of AI/human interaction, I am so unskilled I cannot even be trusted to look up Youtube tutorials on my own"
I swear to god if THIS is how we find out witchcraft is real
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I swear to god if THIS is how we find out witchcraft is real
Went to dig around in this company's website and it really cannot be undersold just how shitty the slop they're peddling is. They've set up Insta accounts for some of their 'top' AI influencers and the videos they're posting this month look like they were made using 2023 tech.
September 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Went to dig around in this company's website and it really cannot be undersold just how shitty the slop they're peddling is. They've set up Insta accounts for some of their 'top' AI influencers and the videos they're posting this month look like they were made using 2023 tech.
Also here's an image from the musical version of Casino Royale they did if you would like to have some more very intense feelings about women
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Also here's an image from the musical version of Casino Royale they did if you would like to have some more very intense feelings about women
The Takarazuka Revue! Some cursory googling shows that I think this might actually be from a different show, but they are, right now, putting on an all-female Castlevania musical
August 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The Takarazuka Revue! Some cursory googling shows that I think this might actually be from a different show, but they are, right now, putting on an all-female Castlevania musical
I guess he figured out this genAI bubble... doesn't have any legs
August 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I guess he figured out this genAI bubble... doesn't have any legs
Andrew Cuomo: You live in a rent stabilised apartment! I'm gonna pass a law so you have to move out!
Zohran Mamdani:
Zohran Mamdani:
August 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Andrew Cuomo: You live in a rent stabilised apartment! I'm gonna pass a law so you have to move out!
Zohran Mamdani:
Zohran Mamdani:
The next time somebody tells you pro wrestling is fake you look that motherfucker in the eyes and you tell them pro wrestling is the only real sport there is.
August 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The next time somebody tells you pro wrestling is fake you look that motherfucker in the eyes and you tell them pro wrestling is the only real sport there is.
Tell me this version wouldn't be incredible
July 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tell me this version wouldn't be incredible