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Nowhere close to my favorite FF, but I have to admit no other normal battle theme goes this hard
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November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM

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If I evolve her, she will be changed for good.

October 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Apr 13

Vintage book cover featuring an illustration of a man considering his painting which sits on an easel, a woman rests her head on the man’s shoulder as she too considers the painting. Copy and title read:

It's always been his dream to paint

Goblins with Huge Asses

a novel about goblins with huge asses by
Emily Sackenball

The cops try to stop him, but he'll never stop painting those huge, green asses

Back cover synopsis reads:

When Chris finished art school his professor warned him that no industry would view the giant, glistening goblin asses that he loves to paint as art, and that he would be better off painting trees or a clown. But Chris knew that he lived in America, the land where dreams are to be chased down and abducted, so he ignored the advice and painted obscene goblins with curvaceous, oiled asses to great success. And you know what? His dream came true. He opened his first gallery of goblins with huge asses, but the cops didn't like it.
It's not porn, officer,
it's called hentai and it's an art.
The cops raided the gallery, but when they drew their guns and pointed them at the paintings of goblins with huge asses they were struck dumb. They weren't ready for goblins with menacingly large asses holding basketballs at their side as if to say, 'yeah, it's bigger than a basketball. And they certainly weren't prepared for seven huge goblin asses stacked on top of one another with 'assfest' written underneath it all crooked like a goblin wrote it. The cops were so intensely turned on that they forgot how to masturbate and their horny energy became trapped inside of them, driving them insane. Now cops are speeding around the city and smashing into other cop cars and exploding and dying.
Cops are beating themselves to death with their nightsticks because horny for goblin ass is incurable by modern medicine. Some cops tried to jerk off their entire bodies and accidentally hanged themselves.
This book is mostly cops dying in vivid detail. The characters at the beginning of the book quickly disappear and it becomes cops fantasizing about goblins with huge asses, and then dying over and over again until the book seems to run out of pages.
Wallace Redder, Transnational Book Reader
PUBLISHED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS IN HELL

October 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM

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eShop still not up...

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September 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM

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Frank Drebin Sr.

August 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM

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Shinkenger

July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM

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Actual Prime Day.

July 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM

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Ever try yoga?

July 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM

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I didn't even notice, so it never took me out of the movie.

July 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM

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