Ben
@ben1benben.bsky.social
feel like there's a sublime song or two or three
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
feel like there's a sublime song or two or three
me: yes...ha ha ha...YES!
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
me: yes...ha ha ha...YES!
we all love a good callback, don't we folks
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
we all love a good callback, don't we folks
can it be a structured settlement with jg wentworth?
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
can it be a structured settlement with jg wentworth?
I love your LOST summaries btw
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I love your LOST summaries btw
what should i cook tonight?
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
what should i cook tonight?
I swear I only remember bc it's my mom's birthday. And also that I'm stalking you... Fingers crossed it does the trick for you!
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I swear I only remember bc it's my mom's birthday. And also that I'm stalking you... Fingers crossed it does the trick for you!
My brother and I asked to ride in those seats "for fun"
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My brother and I asked to ride in those seats "for fun"
he's becoming noticably more incoherent
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
he's becoming noticably more incoherent
Rob, you were in my dream last night. We had a nice conversation about your career and how I saw you do stand up at the Record Bar in KC, MO circa 2012. You were fully clothed in the dream unfortunately.
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Rob, you were in my dream last night. We had a nice conversation about your career and how I saw you do stand up at the Record Bar in KC, MO circa 2012. You were fully clothed in the dream unfortunately.
I've been rewatching Mr Robot and I wish Rami Malek would direct his special talents at the white house
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I've been rewatching Mr Robot and I wish Rami Malek would direct his special talents at the white house
Tom Hanks heavy hors d'oeuvre recipe called Hanks' Panky
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Tom Hanks heavy hors d'oeuvre recipe called Hanks' Panky
Ryan GZA and Ol' Dirty Gnocchi
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ryan GZA and Ol' Dirty Gnocchi
me: hello, i have a structured settlement-
jg wentworth: go on
me: but I don’t need cash now
jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed
jg wentworth: go on
me: but I don’t need cash now
jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I just re read that one and got a lot more out of it the second time through. Also fuck lysander
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I just re read that one and got a lot more out of it the second time through. Also fuck lysander