that's his own hair?!

I know a little guy that has been training for this moment

it's called "giving someone else a go". very considerate of them

I’ll see myself out

we are the sons of the uncs you could not chop

I'm glad this actually worked. I realise we're a relatively small slice of the pie, but I hope this emboldens other countries to do the same thing.

I reckon even if a joke only makes one person laugh that's still worthwhile

love you on TF mate. I know you're pretty quiet most of the time, but when you speak it's generally to say something insightful. respect.

I want to stick my face in his belly

I honestly took the "Sydney" part of that way too literally and immediately wondered wtf my countrymen had done this time

I love this for you, but I'm a salty bitch who wants all that olive & brine in their mouth. It's all about staking out yr preferences I guess? <3

oh for sure. I went to emergency for ear pain and they said "your eardrum is going to burst. not much to do about that. here's some oxycodone for the pain"

that night I went to sleep wrapped in a blanket made of glowing love. come morning there was blood on my pillow from something I never felt.

Yaoi in mah vidja game? That's a paddlin'

Laid low by hubris :(

hope those guys get some real problems soon

and a very good pleasure member to you also

pleasure member

at this point we have 3 PCs in the house we do rolling hardware updates for. it's like a fucking death march

if this were a group chat I'd be changing the name to "pleasure remember"

but also yes: remember Mattie, everyone