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Your aim might improve if you opened your eyes, soldier.
Your aim might improve if you opened your eyes, soldier.
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Your aim might improve if you opened your eyes, soldier.
Your aim might improve if you opened your eyes, soldier.
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I am the Walrus... Goo-goo-kachoo!
I am the Walrus... Goo-goo-kachoo!
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I am the Walrus... Goo-goo-kachoo!
I am the Walrus... Goo-goo-kachoo!
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King Crabgrass has spoken.
King Crabgrass has spoken.
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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King Crabgrass has spoken.
King Crabgrass has spoken.
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If you're going to bury him in a porta-john, at least throw him a magazine.
If you're going to bury him in a porta-john, at least throw him a magazine.
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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If you're going to bury him in a porta-john, at least throw him a magazine.
If you're going to bury him in a porta-john, at least throw him a magazine.
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Uh, I don't think the executed man needs an outhouse.
Uh, I don't think the executed man needs an outhouse.
October 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Uh, I don't think the executed man needs an outhouse.
Uh, I don't think the executed man needs an outhouse.
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If you cannot afford a lawyer, three chickens will be appointed to act as your defense.
If you cannot afford a lawyer, three chickens will be appointed to act as your defense.
October 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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If you cannot afford a lawyer, three chickens will be appointed to act as your defense.
If you cannot afford a lawyer, three chickens will be appointed to act as your defense.
#DriveInMob A voodoo doll of Bernie Sanders?
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
#DriveInMob A voodoo doll of Bernie Sanders?
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Yes. The Ground Observers Corps. Ever vigilant against Commies who would run off with our ground.
Yes. The Ground Observers Corps. Ever vigilant against Commies who would run off with our ground.
June 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Yes. The Ground Observers Corps. Ever vigilant against Commies who would run off with our ground.
Yes. The Ground Observers Corps. Ever vigilant against Commies who would run off with our ground.
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Ghost mantis haunts newspapers.
Ghost mantis haunts newspapers.
June 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Ghost mantis haunts newspapers.
Ghost mantis haunts newspapers.
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Dr. Ned (singing): I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay...
Dr. Ned (singing): I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay...
June 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Dr. Ned (singing): I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay...
Dr. Ned (singing): I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay...
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I question the logic of having a glass dartboard.
I question the logic of having a glass dartboard.
June 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I question the logic of having a glass dartboard.
I question the logic of having a glass dartboard.
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Airmen practice close order twerking.
Airmen practice close order twerking.
June 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Airmen practice close order twerking.
Airmen practice close order twerking.
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Kermit the Frog has really gone downhill.
Kermit the Frog has really gone downhill.
June 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Kermit the Frog has really gone downhill.
Kermit the Frog has really gone downhill.
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'I just want you to save money on car insurance.'
'I just want you to save money on car insurance.'
June 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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'I just want you to save money on car insurance.'
'I just want you to save money on car insurance.'
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Dr. Ned: Darn. Someone connected the dots in my puzzle book.
Dr. Ned: Darn. Someone connected the dots in my puzzle book.
June 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Dr. Ned: Darn. Someone connected the dots in my puzzle book.
Dr. Ned: Darn. Someone connected the dots in my puzzle book.
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Dr. Jackson: I recommend 45 seconds in the microwave.
Dr. Jackson: I recommend 45 seconds in the microwave.
June 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Dr. Jackson: I recommend 45 seconds in the microwave.
Dr. Jackson: I recommend 45 seconds in the microwave.
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Ned: Your Card Captor collection sucks, lady.
Ned: Your Card Captor collection sucks, lady.
June 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Ned: Your Card Captor collection sucks, lady.
Ned: Your Card Captor collection sucks, lady.
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She has a freakishly large purse. A Gucci, no less.
She has a freakishly large purse. A Gucci, no less.
June 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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She has a freakishly large purse. A Gucci, no less.
She has a freakishly large purse. A Gucci, no less.
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It's the latest breakfast bar from Walmart.
It's the latest breakfast bar from Walmart.
June 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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It's the latest breakfast bar from Walmart.
It's the latest breakfast bar from Walmart.
#driveinmob Apparently, the airmen decided to have a rummage sale.
June 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
#driveinmob Apparently, the airmen decided to have a rummage sale.
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And a perfectly good salmon fillet is left out in the cold.
And a perfectly good salmon fillet is left out in the cold.
June 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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And a perfectly good salmon fillet is left out in the cold.
And a perfectly good salmon fillet is left out in the cold.
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The composer couldn't do the film score without an adult present.
The composer couldn't do the film score without an adult present.
June 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The composer couldn't do the film score without an adult present.
The composer couldn't do the film score without an adult present.
#driveinmob The movie has started but the title character is still in the shower?
June 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
#driveinmob The movie has started but the title character is still in the shower?