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October 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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If a Tabonga fell in the woods and no one was around, would it have any parting words?
If a Tabonga fell in the woods and no one was around, would it have any parting words?
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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If a Tabonga fell in the woods and no one was around, would it have any parting words?
If a Tabonga fell in the woods and no one was around, would it have any parting words?
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Your aim might improve if you opened your eyes, soldier.
Your aim might improve if you opened your eyes, soldier.
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Your aim might improve if you opened your eyes, soldier.
Your aim might improve if you opened your eyes, soldier.
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'I heard an shrill, off-pitch scream. Must be Terry!'
'I heard an shrill, off-pitch scream. Must be Terry!'
October 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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'I heard an shrill, off-pitch scream. Must be Terry!'
'I heard an shrill, off-pitch scream. Must be Terry!'
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Tabonga might be a little more mellow if he hooked up with someone on Tinder.
Tabonga might be a little more mellow if he hooked up with someone on Tinder.
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Tabonga might be a little more mellow if he hooked up with someone on Tinder.
Tabonga might be a little more mellow if he hooked up with someone on Tinder.
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I was Professor Higgins had strangled Mrs. Kilgore instead of teaching her proper grammar.
I was Professor Higgins had strangled Mrs. Kilgore instead of teaching her proper grammar.
October 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I was Professor Higgins had strangled Mrs. Kilgore instead of teaching her proper grammar.
I was Professor Higgins had strangled Mrs. Kilgore instead of teaching her proper grammar.
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A hickory-smoked Tabonga is twice as dangerous.
A hickory-smoked Tabonga is twice as dangerous.
October 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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A hickory-smoked Tabonga is twice as dangerous.
A hickory-smoked Tabonga is twice as dangerous.
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Is this the lost episode of 'Veggy Tales'?
Is this the lost episode of 'Veggy Tales'?
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Is this the lost episode of 'Veggy Tales'?
Is this the lost episode of 'Veggy Tales'?
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I can't picture the Tabonga running amok. Waddling amok, maybe.
I can't picture the Tabonga running amok. Waddling amok, maybe.
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I can't picture the Tabonga running amok. Waddling amok, maybe.
I can't picture the Tabonga running amok. Waddling amok, maybe.
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'Don't blame yourself, Terry. It's our job to heap blame on you.'
'Don't blame yourself, Terry. It's our job to heap blame on you.'
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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'Don't blame yourself, Terry. It's our job to heap blame on you.'
'Don't blame yourself, Terry. It's our job to heap blame on you.'
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Moron-ga dead. The Tabonga had its revenge.
Moron-ga dead. The Tabonga had its revenge.
October 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Moron-ga dead. The Tabonga had its revenge.
Moron-ga dead. The Tabonga had its revenge.
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'Are you sure it was the Tabonga?'
How many walking trees do you have on the island, dipstick?
'Are you sure it was the Tabonga?'
How many walking trees do you have on the island, dipstick?
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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'Are you sure it was the Tabonga?'
How many walking trees do you have on the island, dipstick?
'Are you sure it was the Tabonga?'
How many walking trees do you have on the island, dipstick?
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You don't need any help, lady. You did a great job of back-stroking into the quicksand.
You don't need any help, lady. You did a great job of back-stroking into the quicksand.
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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You don't need any help, lady. You did a great job of back-stroking into the quicksand.
You don't need any help, lady. You did a great job of back-stroking into the quicksand.
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Tabonga: Don't mind me. You girls just keep fighting.
Tabonga: Don't mind me. You girls just keep fighting.
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Tabonga: Don't mind me. You girls just keep fighting.
Tabonga: Don't mind me. You girls just keep fighting.
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I suspect the budget for wire bras was larger than the budget for the monster costume.
I suspect the budget for wire bras was larger than the budget for the monster costume.
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I suspect the budget for wire bras was larger than the budget for the monster costume.
I suspect the budget for wire bras was larger than the budget for the monster costume.
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I guess the Tabonga was irate about the size of the co-pay.
I guess the Tabonga was irate about the size of the co-pay.
October 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I guess the Tabonga was irate about the size of the co-pay.
I guess the Tabonga was irate about the size of the co-pay.
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'Let's all go play in the woods while the monster revives. Whoopee!'
'Let's all go play in the woods while the monster revives. Whoopee!'
October 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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'Let's all go play in the woods while the monster revives. Whoopee!'
'Let's all go play in the woods while the monster revives. Whoopee!'
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I think the Tabonga wishes he was a real boy.
I think the Tabonga wishes he was a real boy.
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I think the Tabonga wishes he was a real boy.
I think the Tabonga wishes he was a real boy.
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Why not try Miracle-Gro?
Why not try Miracle-Gro?
October 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Why not try Miracle-Gro?
Why not try Miracle-Gro?
#DriveInMob Why are there pogo sticks planted in the native cemetery?
October 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
#DriveInMob Why are there pogo sticks planted in the native cemetery?
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I am the Walrus... Goo-goo-kachoo!
I am the Walrus... Goo-goo-kachoo!
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I am the Walrus... Goo-goo-kachoo!
I am the Walrus... Goo-goo-kachoo!
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Before Kimo died, Barbara Walters asked him what sort of tree he come back as.
Before Kimo died, Barbara Walters asked him what sort of tree he come back as.
October 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Before Kimo died, Barbara Walters asked him what sort of tree he come back as.
Before Kimo died, Barbara Walters asked him what sort of tree he come back as.
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Looks like a Groot to me.
Looks like a Groot to me.
October 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Looks like a Groot to me.
Looks like a Groot to me.