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onian 🧅
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Local PDX man
Guy who’s happy to fly his private commercial airliner to France to call Macron gay to his face: “San Francisco is just too far”
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.

“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 1:43 AM
That NFL kids singing commercial got me crying out of nowhere
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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one cool thing i miss about the NFL of my childhood is that the AFC championship game would have a scoreline of like 42-37 and would be happening on a baseball field
January 25, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Some guy in the NFC West subreddit posted some pro ICE bullshit and now rams, 49ers, seahawks, and cardinals fans are getting along to tell this guy to fuck himself lol
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Looking forward to the moment of silence before tomorrow’s games for Alex Pretti
January 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
There’s no amount of time listed, does this mean it’s permanent this time?
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
There’s no amount of time listed, does this mean it’s permanent this time?
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Feels like I’m the only one in my immediate circle that’s depressed about the current state of the world and where it’s going and while I understand this isn’t a unique experience it is very alienating and shitty
January 24, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Andre 3000 telling someone they have a bug on them : Bugonia
January 22, 2026 at 9:07 PM
For Christmas 2005 my parents randomly bought me and my sisters tickets to this game and we couldn’t believe how lucky we got
January 22, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Got a physical and had blood work done and it turns out I’m mostly healthy and simple things to not be a fat lazy piece of shit would go a long way. But that’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Hortdog Penis #FoodUpAPenis @midnight
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I finally feel comfortable asking: can anyone explain the ethical hoops/ethical ball meme…I missed it
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Discovered a food cart pod in walking distance of me with a great breakfast burrito
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
That outta do it
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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I know everyone wants to hate the Dodgers for ruining baseball. I get it. They are not "getting away" with anything. Tell 29 other owners to try harder.
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
“Inertia is a property of matter” -Bill Nye
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sobriety is so boring
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
This 15 year old Portland restaurant still serves le epic bacon the old fashioned way
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Doing dry January and I’m experiencing an unfamiliar lack of something to do without drinking 6 beers and watching tv until bedtime
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Starting my Elmore Leonard journey tonight with Glitz
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Watched Eephus last night, good movie 👍
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Some real queen shit by Wanda Sykes right there
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
My whole life I thought I was just shy of 6’2” and then last week at the doctor they measured me at 6’3”????? Is it possible to grow an inch from like 30 to 34?
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
@ianfisch.bsky.social why are you in favor of X users being able to use grok to create sexual imagery of minors?
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM