The Bellman
@bellman.bsky.social
Lawyer. Not your lawyer. The vessel is, so to speak, "snarked."
Sure, but what's next? Do I have to stop yelling about "on accident?"
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sure, but what's next? Do I have to stop yelling about "on accident?"
Book looks absolutely incredible, but I have to ask -- where'd you get that tee?
December 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Book looks absolutely incredible, but I have to ask -- where'd you get that tee?
He likes all of them. He's a philologist.
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
He likes all of them. He's a philologist.
Better you than me, brother.
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Better you than me, brother.
Fascinating. Thank you!
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fascinating. Thank you!
Awesome. Is Kusama riffing on this?
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Awesome. Is Kusama riffing on this?
Unquestionably the best Felix, though there's some decent competition.
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Unquestionably the best Felix, though there's some decent competition.
Rightly or wrongly, he very much didn't say that.
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Rightly or wrongly, he very much didn't say that.
Jack & Jill are gonna need that pail of water, because they have three sinks and no bath.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Jack & Jill are gonna need that pail of water, because they have three sinks and no bath.
Hah! TFW you randomly buy thy 2024 GOTY and it turns out to be pretty good!
www.ign.com/articles/ast...
www.ign.com/articles/ast...
Astro Bot Wins Game of the Year at the Game Awards 2024 - IGN
Astro Bot is the winner of Game of the Year at The Game Awards 2024, taking home the prize in a category that also included Balatro, Black Myth Wukong, and Final Fantasy VII Rebirth.
www.ign.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hah! TFW you randomly buy thy 2024 GOTY and it turns out to be pretty good!
www.ign.com/articles/ast...
www.ign.com/articles/ast...
Lincoln really? All the way up to 39th? Or Holland maybe (Canal)?
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Lincoln really? All the way up to 39th? Or Holland maybe (Canal)?
Reading this from my perpetual seat over here on the Group W bench.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Reading this from my perpetual seat over here on the Group W bench.
What a chancy rendezvous!
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What a chancy rendezvous!
Federal Judge (to opposing counsel who ignored a discovery order): Did you think my ruling was merely precatory?
Opposing Counsel: I don't know, Your Honor.
Judge: You don't KNOW!?
OC: I don't know what that word means.
Me: Fair.
Opposing Counsel: I don't know, Your Honor.
Judge: You don't KNOW!?
OC: I don't know what that word means.
Me: Fair.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Federal Judge (to opposing counsel who ignored a discovery order): Did you think my ruling was merely precatory?
Opposing Counsel: I don't know, Your Honor.
Judge: You don't KNOW!?
OC: I don't know what that word means.
Me: Fair.
Opposing Counsel: I don't know, Your Honor.
Judge: You don't KNOW!?
OC: I don't know what that word means.
Me: Fair.
Spellcheck doesn't. I don't know about grammar check.
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Spellcheck doesn't. I don't know about grammar check.
Just going to stop in here and say that "The Art Office" is an excellent Prog Rock band name.
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just going to stop in here and say that "The Art Office" is an excellent Prog Rock band name.
"Welcome to my CLE. For the next hour I will be reading aloud from the following list. Spoiler: We will not get through it. Probably not even this month's entries."
www.damiencharlotin.com/hallucinatio...
www.damiencharlotin.com/hallucinatio...
AI Hallucination Cases Database – Damien Charlotin
Database tracking legal cases where generative AI produced hallucinated citations submitted in court filings.
www.damiencharlotin.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Welcome to my CLE. For the next hour I will be reading aloud from the following list. Spoiler: We will not get through it. Probably not even this month's entries."
www.damiencharlotin.com/hallucinatio...
www.damiencharlotin.com/hallucinatio...