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The Bellman
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Lawyer. Not your lawyer. The vessel is, so to speak, "snarked."
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Gmail -> Settings -> turn off "Smart Features". Unfortunately that turns off "filtering" which is the thing that breaks your gmail into mailboxes like "Updates" and "Promotions", making the product significantly worse.
The "Smart Features" checkbox in Gmail Settings.
January 19, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Rightly or wrongly, he very much didn't say that.
Headline from the actual Verge interview that the linked BI article is reporting on, in which Krishna says there is "no AI bubble after all".
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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i am twelve
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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How do you solve a problem like Maria?
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Roses are red,
Take a cold shower,
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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They fixed the headline, but not the URL. The Hatch Act violation counter is the cherry on top.
Screenshot of the White House website showing that the word "reciprocal" is now spelled properly in the headline, but not the URL.
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I've got a friend who can help you out there, Jamelle. Bonus: it makes a great little purse!
Spectacular Ghostbusters cosplayer demos her ghost trap/twinkie purse at GB Day 2024.
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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What's your sign?
Descriptive Artwork from Frieze 2025: "Large Fancy Room Filled With Crap"
September 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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A haiku expressing the eternal truth that it is always DNS.
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Stupid monkey.
August 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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To each her own, I guess.
Jelly Baby Needs Jelly. That's what the sign says.
July 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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A haiku about DNS. It's always DNS.
June 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Thank you Ed (and Donald Sterling), for the call back to the greatest moment in deposition history.
Donald Sterling goes a little off the reservation in his deposition.
June 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Technically, I only had an account, but I did manage to get root.
The front panel of a PDP 11/34
November 18, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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This you, Blake?
A display case containing what sandwiches on bread that is round with a hole in it, labeled "BADGEL" (Price: 5.50 Euros).
June 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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He's Pro Se, right? Please tell me he's Pro Se.

Reader, he is not Pro Se. I mean, TransAm Plaza Drive? A little on the nose, no?
January 11, 2024 at 9:24 PM