Alice Lastname
@belligerent.bsky.social
I’m neither particularly funny nor particularly thought-provoking.
Speaking of Farkas this is also a perfectly normal thing to write to a sex trafficker
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Speaking of Farkas this is also a perfectly normal thing to write to a sex trafficker
If the tariffs are ultimately unconstitutional we’re gonna have to give massive refunds to Amazon and Temu and nothing to the people who actually bought the shit at a markup, thanks to our feckless President.
August 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If the tariffs are ultimately unconstitutional we’re gonna have to give massive refunds to Amazon and Temu and nothing to the people who actually bought the shit at a markup, thanks to our feckless President.
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Share this tweet if you are down for a national walkout.
August 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Share this tweet if you are down for a national walkout.
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Release the Epstein Files!
August 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Release the Epstein Files!
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And a plurality of voters fell for it. Unpresidented.
July 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
And a plurality of voters fell for it. Unpresidented.
Well you see, if we learn new things we might accidentally challenge our preconceived notions, and that’s un-American.
Every week NIH sends out 'funding opportunity' and program notice email out, and every week for the past ~6 months the "opportunities" section has been the same -- NONE.
I never thought I'd see the United States of America turn its back on science, technology and innovation, but here we are.
I never thought I'd see the United States of America turn its back on science, technology and innovation, but here we are.
July 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Well you see, if we learn new things we might accidentally challenge our preconceived notions, and that’s un-American.
I could tell something really normal happened while I was busy with work, when the first thing in Trending was “MechaHitler.”
July 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I could tell something really normal happened while I was busy with work, when the first thing in Trending was “MechaHitler.”
It’s wishful thinking but I’d like the blue states to up their taxes so we’re all paying what we would have been paying without this ridiculous bill and then make interstate compacts to provide the services these morons are cutting. I feel bad for the blue dots but we should help who we can.
July 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s wishful thinking but I’d like the blue states to up their taxes so we’re all paying what we would have been paying without this ridiculous bill and then make interstate compacts to provide the services these morons are cutting. I feel bad for the blue dots but we should help who we can.
All these articles about the MN assassin being a “Walz appointee” and it took like 2 seconds to google that appointees to that committee are nominated by industry groups, and not like, Walz’s hand-picked besties. This fact is unmentioned in the articles. Irresponsible.
June 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
All these articles about the MN assassin being a “Walz appointee” and it took like 2 seconds to google that appointees to that committee are nominated by industry groups, and not like, Walz’s hand-picked besties. This fact is unmentioned in the articles. Irresponsible.
All the federal government needs to do is have a pay-per-view duel to the death between Trump and Musk and then we wouldn’t even have a deficit anymore.
June 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
All the federal government needs to do is have a pay-per-view duel to the death between Trump and Musk and then we wouldn’t even have a deficit anymore.
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I think a lot abt how marginalized people are expected to be perfect just to be treated w/ basic dignity, just to access legal protection. But democracy can’t mean rights for the respectable few. It has to mean fair and just treatment even for those seen as least deserving. That’s the real test.
April 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think a lot abt how marginalized people are expected to be perfect just to be treated w/ basic dignity, just to access legal protection. But democracy can’t mean rights for the respectable few. It has to mean fair and just treatment even for those seen as least deserving. That’s the real test.
Dear next Democratic President, when you bring back the WPA to counter the effects of the Trump Depression, I would like more trains please.
April 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Dear next Democratic President, when you bring back the WPA to counter the effects of the Trump Depression, I would like more trains please.
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As of this morning, the S&P500 is up 0.25% in the last year! America is truly great.
April 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
As of this morning, the S&P500 is up 0.25% in the last year! America is truly great.
Stagflation, all I never wanted
Stagflation, have to get away
Stagflation, America will be alone
Stagflation, have to get away
Stagflation, America will be alone
April 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Stagflation, all I never wanted
Stagflation, have to get away
Stagflation, America will be alone
Stagflation, have to get away
Stagflation, America will be alone
It’d be great if someone could perfect cryosleep so I could fast forward past the Smoot Hawley / dust bowl / stock crash years and skip right into the New Deal bit. Preferably without another world war.
March 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’d be great if someone could perfect cryosleep so I could fast forward past the Smoot Hawley / dust bowl / stock crash years and skip right into the New Deal bit. Preferably without another world war.
I read a bit of news on the stock market that was all “But don’t worry! If it drops far enough all the companies will just start doing stock buybacks!” And now I’m mad about both my 401(k) AND that stock buybacks are perfectly legal, virtually unregulated market manipulation.
March 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I read a bit of news on the stock market that was all “But don’t worry! If it drops far enough all the companies will just start doing stock buybacks!” And now I’m mad about both my 401(k) AND that stock buybacks are perfectly legal, virtually unregulated market manipulation.
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Trump’s tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China went into effect last night at midnight so here’s a reminder from Ferris Bueller on how that’s gonna go
March 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Trump’s tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China went into effect last night at midnight so here’s a reminder from Ferris Bueller on how that’s gonna go
Technically Republicans didn’t totally lie. Prices did go down due to the Trump admin - it just happened to be stock prices instead of groceries.
March 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Technically Republicans didn’t totally lie. Prices did go down due to the Trump admin - it just happened to be stock prices instead of groceries.
Watching some old Bond movies to reminisce about the good old days, when we knew Russia was an adversary and women all had subtle names like Pussy McBigtiddies.
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Watching some old Bond movies to reminisce about the good old days, when we knew Russia was an adversary and women all had subtle names like Pussy McBigtiddies.
“He’s just a little kid who made a series of racist mistakes on the internet, let’s restore his access to the Treasury payment system”
This timeline sucks.
This timeline sucks.
February 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“He’s just a little kid who made a series of racist mistakes on the internet, let’s restore his access to the Treasury payment system”
This timeline sucks.
This timeline sucks.
The naive optimist in me is still vaguely hopeful that Congress can come together to reclaim their tariff authority because of just how flagrantly stupid this trade war is (to say nothing of the threats to tariff Taiwanese chips). Any signs of sanity would be appreciated.
February 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The naive optimist in me is still vaguely hopeful that Congress can come together to reclaim their tariff authority because of just how flagrantly stupid this trade war is (to say nothing of the threats to tariff Taiwanese chips). Any signs of sanity would be appreciated.