Bellend Sebastian
@bellendsebastian.bsky.social
"Difficult to buy for" Unknowable, or simply boring? Tall, likes crisps, can read, guitars, running (away from death).Mister, won't you tell me where my love has gone?
I fixed the lights and slept a bit so now I feel slightly less insane
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I fixed the lights and slept a bit so now I feel slightly less insane
I need someone with very small but powerful hands to help. Everyone I know has either one or the other
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I need someone with very small but powerful hands to help. Everyone I know has either one or the other
Spoke too soon, it's fucked again
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Spoke too soon, it's fucked again
I don't have this problem as after recently bringing to a close 27 seasons of being a season ticket holder at a football club I'm proud to say it taught me almost nothing about the game
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don't have this problem as after recently bringing to a close 27 seasons of being a season ticket holder at a football club I'm proud to say it taught me almost nothing about the game
It's a slippery slope
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It's a slippery slope
Controversial view: this is alright
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Controversial view: this is alright
Definite hints of Bovril
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Definite hints of Bovril
Fuck it, we're going in. Feeling a bit strung out mentally, this is bound to sort it out
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Fuck it, we're going in. Feeling a bit strung out mentally, this is bound to sort it out
No! I drank the other one, and that's where the issues started
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
No! I drank the other one, and that's where the issues started
Could this be the beginning of a lucrative YouTube venture where I 'react' to things on camera? Don't think anyone else has done that before
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Could this be the beginning of a lucrative YouTube venture where I 'react' to things on camera? Don't think anyone else has done that before
It probably was that because I've just found the one I thought I'd palmed off on someone else
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It probably was that because I've just found the one I thought I'd palmed off on someone else
There were two super strength stouts so maybe it was the other one and I've actually given away a nice brew out of fear
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
There were two super strength stouts so maybe it was the other one and I've actually given away a nice brew out of fear
I think this is one of the ones Craig bought me for my birthday - the rest were great but this tasted like the water you'd find a bog body in
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I think this is one of the ones Craig bought me for my birthday - the rest were great but this tasted like the water you'd find a bog body in