Belairbeezy
@belairbeezy.bsky.social
Defense against the dark arts(GRC); AAVE gatekeeper; Music Man; Spiritual Advisor
Haven’t been on this app in a while. I started telling jokes a few months ago.
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Haven’t been on this app in a while. I started telling jokes a few months ago.
Anyone going to Fal.Con?
September 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Anyone going to Fal.Con?
Wish I could’ve made it to DefCon this year
August 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Wish I could’ve made it to DefCon this year
Both my kids just won separate app-building contests for local businesses. $500 each. I was so proud…and I realized wait, I got free labor now.
If you need an app, hit me up. My little coding slaves will handle it.
If you need an app, hit me up. My little coding slaves will handle it.
July 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Both my kids just won separate app-building contests for local businesses. $500 each. I was so proud…and I realized wait, I got free labor now.
If you need an app, hit me up. My little coding slaves will handle it.
If you need an app, hit me up. My little coding slaves will handle it.
Told my daughter I need some worms for my plants. She talkin bout some “$2 a worm, im cutting you a deal.”
June 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Told my daughter I need some worms for my plants. She talkin bout some “$2 a worm, im cutting you a deal.”
They said men should open up more. Now we got red pill guys starting podcast from their mommy issues. I think we were better off when they lifted weights and hated women in silence. Miss the days when toxic masculinity didn’t have a patreon.
May 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
They said men should open up more. Now we got red pill guys starting podcast from their mommy issues. I think we were better off when they lifted weights and hated women in silence. Miss the days when toxic masculinity didn’t have a patreon.
Very tempted to get Google AI Pro and Google AI Ultra plans
May 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Very tempted to get Google AI Pro and Google AI Ultra plans
My daughter’s reading Azkaban. She is very disappointed that Sirius betrayed the Potters to Voldemort 😂
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My daughter’s reading Azkaban. She is very disappointed that Sirius betrayed the Potters to Voldemort 😂
Dear SAAS companies,
I do not want to request a demo. I just want the price without a meeting.
I do not want to request a demo. I just want the price without a meeting.
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Dear SAAS companies,
I do not want to request a demo. I just want the price without a meeting.
I do not want to request a demo. I just want the price without a meeting.
Completely forgot about these LeBron songs til my daughter said all the kids at her school are still singin em
May 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Completely forgot about these LeBron songs til my daughter said all the kids at her school are still singin em
Hear me out, this here….🔥🔥🔥
April 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Hear me out, this here….🔥🔥🔥
Had a great time at the daddy daughter dance. Shout out to all the dads actually in their kids lives. The rest of you niggas sicken me fr fr
April 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Had a great time at the daddy daughter dance. Shout out to all the dads actually in their kids lives. The rest of you niggas sicken me fr fr
Our society is love starved
April 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Our society is love starved
Baby thought we was gone watch a show for him, nah fam we watchin Seinfeld
April 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Baby thought we was gone watch a show for him, nah fam we watchin Seinfeld
Reposted by Belairbeezy
If you love your library, listen up…
April 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you love your library, listen up…
Take your child to see Minecraft
April 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Take your child to see Minecraft
Reposted by Belairbeezy
Hoping to go to RSA conference
March 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hoping to go to RSA conference
Jermaine Dupri’s contribution to music is very under appreciated
March 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Jermaine Dupri’s contribution to music is very under appreciated
Going to Universal for the first time later this week. Kids are super egg cited
March 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Going to Universal for the first time later this week. Kids are super egg cited
My baby (7mon) has a Columbia jacket. It has pockets, idk why a baby needs pockets.
March 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My baby (7mon) has a Columbia jacket. It has pockets, idk why a baby needs pockets.
Forgot to put my watch on, workout won’t even count
March 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Forgot to put my watch on, workout won’t even count
Didn’t get to go to the gym this morning for sprints and heavy bag so a late night HIIT workout had to be it for the day
March 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Didn’t get to go to the gym this morning for sprints and heavy bag so a late night HIIT workout had to be it for the day
Steve from Blue’s Clues was pretty good at drawing
March 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Steve from Blue’s Clues was pretty good at drawing
Been a little addicted to playing iMessage chess lately
March 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Been a little addicted to playing iMessage chess lately