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I’m not real :/

Soul for sale:
Barely used
Slightly damaged

Price:
Standard rate
10 years as a woman
+
Will feed and pet the hellhounds before being dragged to hell. This is non-negotiable >:|
How do you even fuck that up tho :/

And if that wasn’t a mistake, that’s a little too loud to be a dog whistle. That’s a whole fire alarm 😅
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Yeah the human race kinda sucks tbh :/
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
To be fair, it’s cuz they haven’t put two and two together that the reason why they have to endure at all is cuz their leaders are dogshit :/

Republican politicians are parasites and have mastered the art of sucking their own people dry while blaming literally anything else
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is all I’m hearing whenever someone says that :/
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December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hey, I’m not respected but im calling him a dingus.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s so he can always look at his hat or shirt if he forgets who he is
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I ate at a restaurant yesterday with my family and they were playing Christmas music

It’s over. There are no wards left…
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November 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Wait are they crashing out cuz people aren’t buying new phones every year? When everyone normal is having money trouble?

Are you fucking serious…

Mister moneybags over at cnbc buying new phones for no reason 🙄😒
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I beat dmc 3 a few days ago. Instead of moving onto 1, 4, or 5, I’ve moved onto the reboot :/

My mind is just incredible I know
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Crimson?

Either way, sounds like so much fun that even a devil may cry
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November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
To be fair, she roasted the f outta MTG with the "bleach blonde bad built butch body" line right after 😅
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Woowww Ms. "Jewish space lasers and democrat weather control magic" is getting a taste of the magat hatred her friends have been pointing at random people for years…

I guess it was always gonna happen when she started openly criticizing Trump tho :/
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November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I like to use peeps randomly 😅
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
But why tho? Isn’t it less fabric?
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
MAGA: Make Argentina Great Again… 👁️👄👁️
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Must have been cuz rfk jr sensed Tylenol.

Also what happened? Is that dude alright?
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
He happened to turn black. He became a black person 👁️👄👁️

Does anyone remember that clip of Trump. Idk why but the absurdity of it made me laugh sooooo hard 😅
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I just googled it. These people aren’t real…

Jihad: a struggle or fight against the enemies of Islam and for the protection of the Islamic community.
"he declared a jihad against the infidels"
2.
the spiritual struggle within oneself against sin.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Jihad?
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I’m pretty sure he also has an ad in Spanish
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I saw that yesterday in the paper. I read it and noticed that it was talking about the LGB people. She was like two years late :/
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM